Splendora Newsletter, January 25 2002

What to see: Gosford Park
What to rent: James Dean
What not to rent: Bully
What to wear: Pointy navy flats
What to hair: Romantic waves
What to make-up: Pink pout
What to read: Splendora's Platinum Guide
What to listen to: The soundtrack to Flashdance (just succumb to its powers)
What to make: Meatball sandwich
Color of the moment: Navy, again
Who to lust after: Josh Hartnett

"What really makes my wheels turn is when I have the opportunity to dance around the house in a nude state."

Mandy G.
Chicago, IL

Once upon a time Chelsea Clinton was a horsey looking teen with some frizzy-ass hair and a father who was, among many things, the Leader of the Free World. But even the President's brainy daughter is not immune to the wondrous powers of a fabulous blowout, a sexy dress, and lest we not forget, her appearance at the Versace show. Who could blame her for giving in to the transformation? With glamorous new friends like Madge, Gywnnie, and Donatella she can't possibly keep dressing like a frumpy librarian!

Can't help but think that Miss Cruz is something of a homewrecker. This is not a new notion, it is one that we at Splendora have spent many an afternoon gossipping about. We have come to the consensus that she is not the lady that you want your loved one working with. She will stop at nothing...and you better believe we don't buy that pretty little pout for one second! Girl had blown through (no pun intended) more co-star relationships than Julia Roberts. And now we hear that she and Cruise-ilicious may have gotten hitched in Aspen! We're waiting with bated breath to see what happens next time she's on set.

What is happening here? Is Carrie the biggest joke you have ever seen? The whining, the hives, the pouting...we may start a boycott. What happened to that first season lamenting of "all I want is a good man to marry me". Once again let us remind you he Aiden calls Carrie "Pop Tart" and "puddin'", who could resist that? Apparently little Miss Manolo can. If someone asked us if we would want to get "Maui-ed" I think that "no" would be very far from our berry-stained lips. Lei it on us Aiden, we'll be on the next flight out!

FOR SPLENDORA CARDHOLDERS ONLY: An Exclusive Offer from Zendo Urban Retreat

Give yourself a Valentines Day treat at Zendo! Receive 1/2 off ALL services from Tues 1/29 through Thursday 1/31. You must mention this at the time of your booking and must present your Splendora card during visit.

Offer valid at both Sutter and Fillmore locations:

Call (415) 788-3404 for more information

And in case you missed it last week-

FOR SPLENDORA CARDHOLDERS ONLY: An Exclusive Offer From Hotel Diva

Celebrate the splendor of SF with a fantastic offer from Hotel Diva! For a limited time, Hotel Diva will offer Splendora Cardholders a special discounted rate of only $135 a night, including FREE parking (valid until 6/30/02).

To schedule your weekend getaway, call 1.800.553.1900 or book online at www.hoteldiva.com

LOS ANGELES

Rollerskating is so cool, we swear. Head over to World on Wheels in L.A. to get your skate on. While there, indulge a little; eat some mozzarella sticks, have a Miller Lite, and groove to some 70's funk and disco while you hold hands with your honey and spin around the rink.

4645 1/2 Venice Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90019-5826
(323) 933-3333

NEW YORK

Ooh-la-la, it's restaurant week in the big city! You know what that means, great excuses for 2 hour lunches! Some of NYC's best are offering up 2-3 course meals for $20-$30 bucks (weekends excluded). The festivities are from Jan. 28th-Feb. 8th, for more details go to www.restaurantweek.com.