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splendora newsletter, april 25 2003
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Please help us grow our readership by forwarding this newsletter to as many fabulous friends as you know. Give your best pals access to the same spa parties, trunkshows, and events! Also, don't forget to vote for the People's Voice Awards at www.webbyawards.com/peoplesvoice. Go to the Living section and write-in Splendora!
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WEEKEND FORECAST
What to wear: Juicy Couture terry muumuu What NOT to: Latest runway high crown, slick sides What to foot: Lace up terry cloth pumps in Day Glo colors What to make-up: Plum eyeliner What to listen to: American Life by Madonna What to read: Wacky Chicks by Simon Dooning What to see: Confidence What to rent: Moonlight Mile What to buy: Leopard Print File Folders What to TV: Faking It What to drink: Vermeer Dutch Chocolate Cream Liqueur What to make: Strawberry shortcake Secret Weapon: Epicuren Colostrum Cream Best Botox: Stephanie Seymour Latest Conspicuous Dieter: J-lo (in Maid in Manhattan) Outrageous Goal: To win a People's Voice Webby (vote! vote! vote!)
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BREAKIN' UP: Jared & Cameron, Brit & Ash, Jen & Scott
We've had readers write in to ask "Yo, what up with your morbid fascination of breakups?" (Okay, we never actually received these emails but we imagine this question asked by Ali G, our internal alter ego). Quite frankly, and like most self-proclaimed stylistocrats, we are irrationally envious of beautiful, charismatic, perma-thin starlets. Admit it, who can help feeling anything but relieved when yet another adorable, Hollywood couple calls it splitsville? Perfect, smooching, camera mugging couples threaten to upset the balance of ordinary healthy relationships where lovers do not share the same stylist and do not vow eternal love to each other during awards shows. Although we feel sad for our sweet friend Cami D, we're sure she'll be hooking up with another hottie heavyweight sometime soon. Perhaps, like the other Britney, she'll have a reunion of her own?
More Dish
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MAKIN' UP: Britney and Justin
So that you don't think we are the Eminem of newsletters, we're including a sweet little congratulations to the recoupling of B&J who have been seen all over tarnation grinning and groping. Perhaps Britney rushed back into the arms of her sweet Mouseketeer after being put through the ringer on The Howard Stern Show by the notorious Fred Durst, a philistine if we ever saw one [philistine-n. A smug, ignorant, especially middle-class person who is regarded as being indifferent or antagonistic to artistic and cultural values.] Here's a few choice words for Fred: Limp Bizkit! Here's a few more: MTV sellout who can't get airplay without the promise of popping-a-popstar-prattle. Enough already Fred! Ah, but we digress. As we were saying, it may seem our happiness for the reunion of Brit and J is a tad hypocritical considering our aforementioned resentment of darling couples but we always make special exceptions for former mouseketeers.
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SALES & SAUCY HAPPENINGS
SAN FRANCISCO Stellar Spa's Last Days of April Special Hurry up an book an appointment at Corte Madera's Stellar Spa. From now until the end of April when you book a massage appointment you will receive a complimentary Bamboo & Lemongrass foot scrub treatment with your service (some exceptions apply). Stellar Spa is located at: 26 Tamalpais Drive, 415.924.7300
NEW YORK Manhattan Vintage Clothing Show Score on some hot vintage Pucci and Gucci at this always amazing show. Also, the show will feature and exhibit entitled "Three Centuries of Shoes", which obviously celebrates a girls favorite fetish. The show is being held at: Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 West 18th St. Hours are: Fri., April 25, 1-7; Sat., April 26, 10-6
LOS ANGELES Agent Provocateur Sale This is sexy store is a surefire Splendora fave. Their lingerie designs have been worn by every celeb and will make any gal feel like a star. Hurry up and get over to their sale where you can score 25 to 75 percent off. Agent Provocateur is located at: 7961 Melrose Ave., 323.653.0229
SF Event Calendar
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Raphael House Gala: ONE HOME * MANY HEARTS
This year's Raphael House Gala will take place on May 21st at the Ritz Carlton in San Francisco and will be attended by the city's best and brightest. Tainted Love will be the evening's entertainment and Narsai David will serve as the Honorary Chair to auction off 12 Celebrity Chef's Dinners. The event is a celebration of the 30th anniversary of Raphael House, a non-profit organization that serves families at risk and helps those in need aquire valuable life skills.
For more info on Gala Tickets call Carol Field at: 415.345.7265
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Love,
Splendora
Your informant.
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