What to wear: Moschino Cheap & Chic Tiger Print Coat
What NOT to: Lime green, terrycloth clamdiggers
What to foot: Manolo Blahnik Pump with Horn Discs
What to handbag: Calvin Klein's silver metal classic box clutch
What to see: Dirty Pretty Things
What to watch: The O.C.
What to read: You Shall Know Our Velocity!, Dave Eggers
What to rent: The Quiet American
What NOT to rent: Phone Booth
What to listen to: Singapore Sling, The Curse of Singapore Sling
What to make: Halibut with a delicate Beurre Blanc
What to drink: Moet Rose Champagne
Where to drink it: In the kitchen while making dinner
Secret weapon: Ebba roll-on fragrance in Miss Marissa
Latest conspicuous dieter: Jessica Simpson
Who to drool over: Smith Jerrod
What to eBay: Vintage Gucci Tote

Last week we reported that Gigli was a joke, but we didn't know that it would bomb with a capital B. After an entire week of tarnishing silver screens across the country, it has barely hit the $4 million mark. Compare that to the Spears' sleeper Crossroads which made $17 mil opening weekend. Does this box office debacle (compounded with Affleck's alleged penchant for strippers) mean that the Bennifer bonanza has gone bust? Apparently Jenny's been around the block, flashing her pink diamond-free hand and quipping "I'm single" and that "Ben made a fool out of me". Quite a change from "Dear Ben," Lo's most heartfelt track off the This Is Me...Then album. In a trembly off-key squawk she strains that Ben is "perfect; the manifestation of [her] dreams" and our favorite line: "a mix of passionate fidelity." Perhaps Mr. Perfect took this description too literally when he stepped out with Tara Reid and Christian Slater to a strip club for some late night antics that would make Howard Stern blush. Could it be that the person she described as "My lust, my love, my man, my child, my friend and my king " is now ... my Ex?

Lyrics to "Dear Ben" written by JLo herself!

This $4 million purple diamond ring was sported by twenty-one year old Vanessa Bryant at the Teen Choice Awards, a teen herself not too long ago when she married the now notoriouis NBA star at 18. We're not fooled by the rocks that you got, Mrs. Kobe Bryant even if they do cost more than a week's worth of movie receipts from a certain flop starring another pathetic couple. As much as we love the bling bling, this is the sorriest diamond we've ever seen.

Solitaire Confinement

On Friday August 15th and Saturday August 16th, pay a visit to the Stila signature store at Valley Fair in Santa Clara to help them celebrate their one-year anniversary. While you nibble on savories and sip champagne your look will be transformed by one of the nine top Stila makeup artists who will be on hand teaching exclusive techniques using the newest shades available exclusively at Stila stores.

This special event will also feature a Stila makeup bag with a purchase of $100 ($36 retail value) as well as their ultra-popular kitten eye shadow pan for all Splendora attendees. And...there will be a sweepstakes for a deluxe Stila goody bag filled with treats!

WHEN: Friday August 15th 1-8pm, Saturday August 16th 11-6pm
WHERE: Stila store at Valley Fair, Santa Clara, CA, 408.244.1557

More on Stila Here!

SAN FRANCISCO
Marc Chagall Exhibit at MOMA
See the works of this master at on a weekend morning. The exhibit opens at 10am, so make a day out of it! For more info go to MOMA at: www.sfmoma.org

NEW YORK
Omo Norma Kamali Sale
The always 80's and avant garde Norma Kamali is having one of her famous 75% off sales. Save on her signature jersey dresses, peek-a-boo swimwear, as well as her own vintage collection. Prices will range from $50 to $250 and the sale runs through August 15.Omo is located at: 11 W. 56th St., 212.957.9797

LOS ANGELES
Anya Hindmarch Sale
We love scoring up to 75% off of the printed silk bags from this British babe. There will also be deals on shoes, clothing, and swimwear. Anya Hindmarch is located at: 118 S. Robertson Blvd., 310.271.9707

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