What to Wear: Cacharel silk blouse
What NOT to Wear: Leather blazers
What to Shoe: Patricia Field for Candies
What to Bag: Leather luggage tag on your purse
What to Jewelry: Billy Kirk roman cuff (20% goes to charity)
What to Accessory: Dior terry cloth wristbands
What to Bargain: $55 Luella designed Vans
What to Hair: Don't cut your own bangs
What to Fragrance: Hermes Rose Ikebana
What to Makeup: Anna Sui green eyeliner
What to See: Bride & Prejudice
What to TV: American Dad
What to TiVo: Marissa & Alex's O.C. kiss
What to Listen To: Low, "The Great Destroyer"
What to Download: Proenza Schouler iPod sleeve
iPod Rediscovery: Motley Crue, "Smokin' in the Boys Room"
Fashion Forward Video: Regina Spektor, "Us"
What to Read: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
What to Drink: Flight of champagne
What to Cook: Indian Beef Kebabs
Secret Weapon: Cherry Vaseline Lip Therapy
Hot Couple: Greg Brady & America's Next Top Model
Looking Busted: Keanu Reeves
Looking Extra Foxy: Austin Scarlett
Looking Extra Nipped & Tucked: Vivica Fox
Bizarre but Brilliant: Boy George's new clothing line, B. Rude

While Brad is allegedly cavorting with a 22-year old broad from 'ol coot Clooney's harem, Jennifer has been taking dinner meetings with V-squared. "Life & Style Weekly" (the latest tab rag to hit the stands) and Us are both publishing the exclusive photos of Jennifer Aniston in post-dinner dalliance with Vince Vaughn. We're sure they're just friends. After all, who would you choose: fit Fight Club Pitt or doughy Dodgeball Vaughn?

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Forget the Claymates and the Velvet Teddy Bear, Kelly Clarkson is the only idol we'll worship. Her new single is decent (albeit a total rip-off of "Maps" by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs) and she's looking mad foxy. We have diagnosed Kelly with a case of the Celine Dion Syndrome. We'll explain: take an average looking woman with a funny accent and a huge voice, fix her funky hair, make her do 500 sit-ups a day, pour her into gold lame gowns, have her launch a perfume line, and voila, you have a bonafide superstar who can sing killer songs on romantic comedy soundtracks.

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SAN FRANCISCO
Midnight Special
Hey cupid, try something new this Valentine's Day. Check out the JimmyJane collection of treats for you and your sweet. Their Midnight Special gift set is the perfect gift for Monday's holiday. Visit www.jimmyjane.com.

LOS ANGELES
Sale at Moondance Jewelry Gallery
Be your own Valentine and give yourself a gift of rad jewelry from Moondance. This beachy, breezy spot has gems from Me & Ro and other trendsetting lines. Goods are reduced up to 60%. Moondance Gallery is located at: 1530 Montana Ave, 310.395.5516.

NEW YORK
Big Drop Sale
Big, big sale at Big Drop. Take between 50-80% off of Rebecca Taylor, Development, etc. Prices start at $19. Big Drop is located at: 1325 Third Ave., 212.472.3200.

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