What to Wear: Vintage cowboy boots
What NOT to Wear: Body jewelry
What to Shoe: Roger Vivier stilettos
What to Bag: Belstaff shoulder tote
What to Jewelry: Gold Marine pearls
What to Accessory: Green Apple Mentos
What to Bargain: $90 Calvin Klein flats
What to Hair: Pantene Overnight Repair
What to Fragrance: Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb
What to Makeup: La Mer lipbalm
What to See: Imaginary Heros
What to TV: Numbers
What to TiVo: Bad Love Songs on VH1
What to Listen To: Mariah Carey's, "It's Like That"
What to Download: Ian Brown, "Solarized"
iPod Rediscovery:Def Leppard, "Rock of Ages"
Fashion Forward Video: The Postal Service, "We Will Become Silhouettes"
What to Read: Honeymoon with My Brother: A Memoir - Franz Wisner
What to Drink:Budweiser's Be-- beer with caffeine
What to Cook: Popcorn with rosemary infused oil
Secret Weapon: Gummi Bear vitamins
Hot Couple: Evangeline Lilly & Dominic Monaghan
Looking Busted: Jake Gyllenhaal with a shaved head
Looking Extra Foxy: Kevin Federline in Details
Looking Extra Nipped & Tucked: Jessica Biel's huge upper lip
Bizarre but Brilliant: Jessica Simpson to record with Willie Nelson
Splendora's Favorite Reader of the Week: Liz Einbinder

What do Gwen Stefani, Jessica Simpson, and Macy's all have in common? They all know that wedding planner to the stars, Mindy Weiss, is the ultimate resource for the big day. You�re invited to share in the expert advice and ideas from Mindy at both Macy's South Coast Plaza and Macy's Union Square. This must attend affair will be hosted by another bridal guru, weddingchannel.com's editor-in-chief, Rosanna McCollough.

WHEN: Macy's South Coast Plaza: Wednesday, February 23 from 6:30-9pm. RSVP to 714.513.3940.
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The first few seconds of this mystifying duet seemed promising as the curtain opened to reveal La Lopez lounging in a clever Latino soap opera backdrop. We didn't even mind her wobbly vocals or the fact that this newly married pair has as much chemistry as Anna Nicole Smith and her dead husband. And when J.Lo turned to take off her Frederick's of Hollywood robe we were hopeful that she would emerge in a disco-worthy frock so she could bust some moves. We couldn't have guessed that this hyper self-conscious perfectionist would not only continue to sing off-key, but also reveal an unflattering drop-waisted gown that may or may not have proven those "J.Lo is Praying for a Baby" headlines.

It appears as though the obsession with all things celebrity has infected even the purest of fashion magazines. Italian Vogue is currently featuring a multi-page spread on the spoils of Hollywood shot by Steven Meisel. It looks like a chicer version of a Star spread, but it's still full of fluorescent taglines, our favorite being the obviously language barrier-botched, "Wack Attack." It's classic that the European view of Hollywood includes showcasing nasty American habits like drinking an overly caffeinated Big Gulp while pregnant and wearing Uggs with short skirts. The likeness to actual stars is uncanny; somehow they recruited their very own copies (down to the pouty, pursed lips) of Mary-Kate, Drew, Lindsay, Pamela, Britney, Paris, and O.C. star, Rachel Bilson.

Check out this brilliant campaign

Christina's already halfway there and tanorexic (emphasis on anorexic) Nicole is stepping on her heels. We can just hear Aguilera's fiancee saying, "My old lady's at home," since old frosty pompadour certainly has the look to back it up.

LOS ANGELES
A Soolip Wedding
On March 13, from 11-3pm, Soolip, L.A.�s premier paperie and press, presents the 6th annual,A Soolip Wedding at the Hotel Figueroa in downtown Los Angeles. This modern bridal event will feature a well-edited collection of L.A.�s unique and most distinctive bridal resources � from the highly recognizable to secret gems � from which to create the most stylish yet personal wedding. Get more info at A Soolip Wedding.

NEW YORK
Broadway Panhandler Deal
Get your winter hibernation on by scooping up discounted Kitchen Aid, Le Creuset, and Caphalon cookware and appliances at this foodie mainstay. Prices start at around $30 and top out at $140. Broadway Panhandler is located at: 477 Broome St., at Wooster St., 212.966.3434.

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