Splendora Newsletter, March 18 2005

What to Wear: Sequined tunic from Isharya to the Splendora Peacock Party
What NOT to Wear: Crochet pants
What to Shoe: $16.99 Mossimo Gold Heels
What to Bag: Fendi Spy tote
What to Jewelry: Helmut Lang red rope bracelet
What to Accessory: Daslu green bikini
What to Bargain: Shimmy Raffia clutch
What to Hair: Miss Jessie's Curly Pudding
What to Fragrance: Rochas Poupee
What to Makeup: MAC lipstick in Brew
What to See: Melinda & Melinda
What to TV: Jake in Progress (Stamos is a super fox)
What to Tivo: Everyday Italian on the Food Network
What to Download: Louis XIV, "Hey Teacher"
iPod Rediscovery: Thompson Twins, "King For A Day"
What to Read: Chloe Does Yale, Natalie Krinsky
What to Website: Tango Diva
What to Drink: Dr. Pepper Cherry Vanilla
What to Eat: Grilled crab with garlic
Secret Weapon: Scott Barnes Body Bling
Hot Couple: Kate & Orlando, back on!
Looking Extra Foxy: Thomas Jane in the Nautica campaign
Looking Busted: Lil' Kim at her trial
Looking Nipped & Tucked: Portia de Rossi
Favorite Reader of the Week: Ilysa Goldblatt

So much for all of those nasty breakup rumors that were swirling a few weeks back. When GP walked the red carpet at the Oscars sans her beau, the tabloids began to speculate on the status of their union. Gwyneth quickly "rubbished the rumors" and was quoted as saying "We're a very happy household." We're relieved to hear it because we can't imagine having to share that cute little Apple.

Life in Eden

Back in the 90's when we would hear the words, "On this very special episode of Beverly Hills 90210..." we knew one of the following would occur: a Walsh twin would defy Jim and Cindy; Kelly would be assaulted, drug addicted, brainwashed, or working at a non-profit; Dylan would be drinking out of airplane mini-bottles; or Donna would be defending her chastity and/or chairing a fashion show. Even though this recent photo makes us long for the good times at the Peach Pit, we cannot imagine the gang getting back together for some thirty-something hijinks. Every topic conceivable was covered during Bev's 10-year run. What would be left...starter marriages, receding hairlines, and excess baby weight? Some reunion specials were just never meant to be.

Marriage is a tough road to hoe. Experts say the first year of married life is the most stressful. Some newlyweds fight, some complain about their in-laws, some banish their brideorexia and bulk up, some sign a reality tv show deal with MTV, and some get really janky extensions. Britney's revolving door of ghastly looks seem like a desperate ploy to keep Kevvy-Kev's heavy-lidded eyes on her. But her wiggy appearance might have funky-smelling Federline claiming legal blindness if she doesn't go back to her (blonde) roots.

SAN FRANCISCO
Vintage Fashion Expo
The Vintage Fashion Expo is rolling its racks into town this weekend. This must attend show will feature over 85 vendors with clothing and accessories dating from 1850-1980. We're jacked to see the goods from Chanel, Lanvin, and Halston. Doors open for the early birds at 9am ($20 tix) and after 10:30am tickets are $10.The Vintage Fashion Expo is located at: The Nob Hill Masonic Center, 1111 California Street. Go to www.vintagefashionexpo.com for more info.

LOS ANGELES
Sale at Jill Roberts
This Beverly Hills boutique has a great selection of classy garb from Lacoste, Kors, Theory and more. They also stock some pretty amazing shoes for stepping out. We especially adore the jeweled Capri sandals. Their current sale has all of your favorites marked down by 75%. Jill Roberts is located at: 417 N. Beverly Dr., 310.860.1617.

NEW YORK
adam + eve Sample Sale
The clean, chic pieces in this line are being offered at rock bottom prices during their weekend sale. We love their dolman sleeve shirts and tanks with faux jeweled necklines. The sale is on March 18th from 4 PM - 8 PM and on March 19th from 9 PM - 5 PM. The adam+eve Showroom is located at: 450 W. 15th Street, 4th Floor.

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