What to Wear: Gwen Stefani's "Bananas" hoodie
What NOT to Wear: Jennifer's mom jeans
What to Shoe: $13 Rainbow Flats
What to Bag: Mulberry Roxy bag
What to Accessory: Plush Necessities robe
What to Hair: Scunci No-Slip Grip bow barrette
What to Fragrance: Dior Sweet Sun
What to Makeup: Shu Uemura orange nail polish in G 265
What to Bargain: Blistex Complete Moisture
What to See: Fighting Tommy Riley
What to TV: Intervention on A&E
What to Tivo: Dogs With Jobs on Animal Planet
What to Listen: The Raveonettes, Pretty in Black
What to Download: Ciara, "Oh"
iPod Rediscovery: New Edition, Mr. Telephone Man
What to Read: Hold My Gold: A White Girl's Guide to the Hip-Hop World
What to Eat: Japanese Robata
What to Drink: Elit Vodka
Secret Weapon: Pilot P-500 Extra Fine pen (makes penmanship stellar)
Crazy Weird Couple: Tommy & Tara
Looking Extra Foxy: Dita Von Teese at the Met Gala
Looking Busted: The Runaway Bride
Looking Extra Nipped & Tucked: Mickey Rourke
Last Minute Mother's Day Ideas: Gifts & advice from shopping maven Tia Williams

Typically, Scientology Tom lets other mouths infect the unsuspecting with his beliefs (he sets up Scientology tents on all his movie sets, in which masseurs and masseuses offer free rubs in exchange for the chance to bend your ear on L. Ron's teachings), but clearly he took the task into his own hands (and lips) when it came to coercing Katie. We'd like to offer some words of wisdom to the former Creek-dweller with the newly cracked pucker. Please be advised that Scientology pooh-poohs many aspects of Western medicine, but we think you might need help from REAL science (Chapstick, topical ointments) if you want to truly heal thyself.

We're wondering if Marc Anthony took last week's FFP advice too literally? He must've read that we think Affleck got it wrong with Jennifer II (and that we pine for Johnny Depp's former methods of showing affection), but in this case he should've taken a page out of Ben's book and realized that Lopez-love may not be eternal-- and that he shouldn't take such drastic measures in trying to prove it otherwise. We know he can't afford to offer J. Lo the same bling Affleck did, but we didn't mean he should run out and get "Jennifer" scrawled in permanent tattoo ink across his wrist.

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Mark your social calendar: on Saturday, June 11 at 8pm, the San Francisco Symphony's Black & White Ball� presented by Mercedes-Benz Bay Area Dealers returns to San Francisco's Civic Center. This incredibly fun event features the first ever Black & White Opening Ceremony and Light Show which will be followed by music from singing superstars like Train, The Violent Femmes, film star/jazz singer Minnie Driver, The Village People and much more!� Please visit the Black & White site for a full list of entertainers.

The Black & White Site

SAN FRANCISCO
Foodies Alert� Besos Foods Now Available to All
Besos Foods, creators of the Farm Fresh Meal Kit have teamed up with Planet Organics to deliver to the entire Bay Area. If you love to cook but don't have time to create the perfect gourmet meal, Besos Foods is for you. They deliver fully prepped, organic, seasonal ingredients to create meals like Achiote Crusted Chicken Breast with Posole, Chorizo and Avocado Salsa. The perfect answer for dinner parties, special occasions or any night you just want great food. Main courses for 2 and 4 are available in addition to appetizers, desserts and gift certificates. For more information visit www.BesosFoods.com.

LOS ANGELES
EXHIBIT: Outrageous! L.A. Punk Rock Flyers, Handbills and Posters ('77-'83)"
The Hollywood Entertainment Museum will play host to this groovy exhibit for the next few days. Lots of your favorite 80's punk rock heroes will have their flyers represented here. Support the arts, admission is only $12. The Museum is located at: 7021 Hollywood Blvd., 323.465.7900.

NEW YORK
LaROK & Juicy Sample Sale
Mark your calendars- tons of merch from both LaROK and Juicy will be rolling into Find Outlet soon. From May 19th-22nd get some sweet deals on some discounted goods. Sweatshirts, jackets, bags, and camis will abound! Find Outlet is located at: 361 West 17th St., 212.243.3177.

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