What to Wear: J.Lo babydoll nightie
What NOT to Wear: A white tank sans brassiere
What to Shoe: $60 Grecian Naturalizer heels (so comfy!)
What to Bag: Felix Rey sequin basket clutch
What to Accessory: DKNY DY 5001 sunglasses
What to Hair: L'Oreal Pro Volume Mousse
What to Fragrance: Kiehl's Original Musk
What to Makeup: Damone Roberts Eyebrow Kit
What to Bargain: Delman pumps on sale
What to See: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What to TV: Everybody Loves Raymond final episode
What to Tivo: Britney & Kevin: Chaotic on UPN
What to Listen: Lucinda Williams Live at the Fillmore
What to Download: Lyrics Born, "Callin'"
iPod Rediscovery: Luna, "Tiger Lily"
What to Read: Elmore Leonard, "The Hot Kid"
What to Eat: Linguine w/shrimp scampi & lemon
What to Drink: Dubonnet Fizz (OJ, lemon, club soda & ice)
Secret Weapon: Simple Green mixed w/a lot of water makes diamonds sparkle
Crazy Weird Couple: Wilmer & Ashlee
Looking Extra Foxy: Sophia Bush
Looking Busted: The Sisters Duff
Looking Nipped & Tucked Brittany Murphy has cleavage now
Rumor That Makes Us Sad: Dave Chapelle in the loony bin
Bizarre But Brilliant: Tara Reid as the potential host of E!'s Wild On
Breaking Scoop: Stella McCartney to design for H&M

For the first time ever, Nicky Hilton's House of Wax sis must be sporting an expression other than her trademark come-hither plastic pout. After telling former BFF Nicole to get lost, Paris must be clenching her overly-bleached teeth and furrowing her plucked brow at the sight of this partying posse. Aren't older siblings supposed to be the ones in control? Did Nicky finally say, "You're not the boss of me" to her spotlight-hogging sis? Does she really NEED to, given this new choice of social circle?

Mena Suvari got married when she was a mere 21 and now at the ripe old age of 26, she's getting out of her starlet starter marriage and taking her 43-year old husband to divorce court. When you turn 21 you're supposed to go out and take tequila shots, not lock yourself indoors to discuss the significance of Ingmar Bergman films with your cinematographer ball and chain (unless you're Britney Spears and you get married and take tequila shots at the same time.) But, in the past few months Mena has really shed her matronly skin. This American Beauty has been cutting loose all over town and since since she stopped dating daddy, has been seen at every store opening from Marc Jacobs on Melrose to the Ralph's off of Robertson. Lil' Katie Holmes better watch her back. There's another single brunette on the loose who has far more experience with older men.

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SAN FRANCISCO
CHRIS PEW at The Receiver Gallery
Merging the dynamic, and often polar, worlds of science and art, Oakland-based artist, Chris Pew, will exhibit his latest work, Fields of Vacuous Verities, at the Receiver Gallery in San Francisco on Saturday, May 14, from 7-10 PM. Chris' work will be on display at the gallery from May 14th-May 30th. Go to www.receivergallery.com for more info.The Receiver Gallery is located at: 1314 8th Avenue, SF, 415.504.RCVR.

LOS ANGELES
CELEBRITY CLOSET RAIDERS-Judith Leiber Sale
This weekend join Celebrity Closet Raiders for the first ever Los Angeles Judith Leiber sample sale. Don't miss this great opportunity to purchase bags at 50 percent off retail. Celebrity Closet Raiders will also have a great selection of new items from Tracey Ross, A. Mason and Jill Kohl shoes at 50-75% below retail. Shop for gently worn clothing from stars like Lisa Gastineau, Rosanna Arquette, Virginia Madsen, Loree Rodkin and more all at 50-90% below retail. A portion of the proceeds go to Good Shepherd Shelter. To RSVP for this event email info@celebclosetraiders.com, admission is $3. For address, parking info and to see a full list of designers visit www.celebrityclosetraiders.com

NEW YORK
DOLCE & GABBANA Sample Sale
Find your favorite luxury goods on the cheap. Clothing and accessories from both the Dolce & Gabbana and D&G lines will be up for grabs. Pieces will be marked down as much as 80%. The sale starts today and runs through the Sunday the 15th.The Sample Sale is located at: 85 Spring St., 2nd Fl.

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