What to Wear: Sass & Bide everything
What NOT to Wear: Ill-fitting overalls
What to Shoe: Chanel Quilted Pointed Toe Flats
What to Bag: Gusto Handbag (under the radar $500 bag)
What to Accessory: Hermes Scarf as halter top
What to Hair: Chignon
What to Fragrance: Caron Les Eaux de - Eau Fraiche
What to Makeup: Cutex Twister nail polish remover
What to Bargain: Fruit of the Loom sports bras (pack of 3 is $10!)
What to See: Mad Hot Ballroom
What to TV: Morgan Spurlock's 30 Days on FX
What to Tivo: Hit Me Baby One More Time
What to Listen: My Ocean Night at work
iPod Rediscovery: Angie by Rolling Stones
What to Read: Inside Out: A Personal History of Pink Floyd
What to Eat: Arugula Salad with Parmesan
What to Drink: Guava Margarita
Secret Weapon: Band-Aid Blister Ampoules
Hot Couple: Scarlett & Josh Hartnett
Looking Extra Foxy: Chris Evans in Fantastic Four
Looking Busted: Ashton Kutcher
Bizarre But Brilliant: Closing credits for Lemony Snicket

BrideXena (a Splendora coined term), the warrior princess of weddings, is poised to take down her evil-doing competitor, the lame BrideZilla. While all species of Zilla are known to whine, cry, and take copious amounts of anti-anxiety medication, the BrideXena is highly skilled in organization and dictation skills passed down to her by her mentor superior (and original Xena), Martha Stewart. She's calm. She's cool. She's teflon. Xena can chop-up the sorry bridal competition with her Zen-like focus and lack of excessive pre-aisle perspiration. BrideXena can kill the caterer's caustic chatter faster than you can say "bring on the pigs in a blanket!" BrideXena is the master of disguising her disdain for ...

Forget the Balenciaga motorcycle bag - a megawatt smile is the must-have accessory for any Hollywood star. Uber-celebs Angelina Jolie and Jessica Simpson have been blessed with gorgeous chompers, and teen queen Hilary Duff is striving to keep up with the pack. Unfortunately, her recently acquired veeners look more Julia than Jessica (read: unnaturally, unnecessarily large) and are not at all flattering. We still love you more than Lindsay, Hil - ditch the new Chiclets and you'll regain our full devotion.

On Thursday June 23rd at 6pm, join the geniuses from PlumpJack for a Summer fashion show at the W. The event will feature small bites, cocktails, and fresh-for-sale items from designers like Bianca Nero, Ben Sherman, Parameter and more. Space is limited. RSVP to Jen at 415.346.7119. The W is located at: 181 3rd Street, SF.

SAN FRANCISCO
CHAKRA SALONSPA Gratis Goodies
Spruce up for Summer at Chakra. You can receive a free haircut ($70 value) when you book any color or highlight service. Or treat yourself to any amazing salon service and indulge in a free 30 minute Elemental Nature Facial ($50 value). All offers run through July 31st and you must mention Splendora to get the goods! Chakra is located at: 256 Sutter Street/2nd Floor, 415.398.5173.

Nike Women's Marathon
Run Lola run to Little Marina Green in San Francisco, as Nike Club Run SF celebrates the kickoff of their Marathon and Half Marathon training series. Start with one-mile next Saturday the 25th at 8am and then get ready to go the distance! All attendees receive free Nike flip-flops, pedicures, refreshments, and a chance to win Niketown gift cards. And for all you Coldplay fans, two tickets will be raffled off too! Learn more at www.NikeMarathon.com. The first training run is located at: Little Marina Green, SF (Marina Boulevard @ Baker).

NEW YORK
DVF SUPER Sale
Want to get your hands on some way cheap Diane Von Furstenberg dresses, skirts, tops, and skirts? Seconds, samples, and overruns will be available for $200 and under. The sale runs from 9am?3pm on 6/17. The DVF Sale is located at: 260 Fifth Ave., 212.725.5400.

LOS ANGELES
LONDON SOLE Sale
Ballet flats for day, ballet flats for night. They're all at the Montana Avenue favorite London Sole. They have every color and fabric imaginable. And now you can save 30% of more on select shoes including samples and discontinued styles. London Sole is located at: 1331 Montana Ave., 310.255.0937.

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