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Can it really be Fourth of July weekend already? Some of us are
heading up to Tahoe this weekend while others plan to watch the fog turn
colors because that's what it does here in San Francisco. Remember, the Splendora Blog will keep you
cool in the Summer heat.
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CURIOUS CONTRACT
The rumors are oh-so-ripe for the picking. We cannot resist reporting on the scandalous findings that have been flooding the inboxes of bloggers and gossip mongers alike. This slice of gossip greatness is rife with scandal and sass. Without any further compunction here it is: We hear that a recently engaged celeb twosome (who are having a total Bennifer moment) are betrothed for all the wrong reasons. Pre-relationship it seems that the dashing dude was caught in a compromising position with a male pop star (hint: the singer is already matched up with a wife of his own.) To spin this sucker outta H-town the dude had to get with a lady friend...and fast! Hence, a whirlwind "romance" ensued reminding the doting public that the dude is all man. The catch is that the ingenue (#3 on his "girlfriend" list) is being paid heartily for her contractual role. We've heard between $5-8 mil in exchange for her public puss and a major boost in her semi B-list status. Is this entirely plausible? Perhaps.
Care to comment?
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IF THEY MATED
After watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith and ogling the undeniably seductive 60-page spread in this month's W, no one can deny the magnetism that exists between Ang and Brad. It seems only natural that such chemistry should translate into a real life love-affair. Ultimately, if the sources at Page Six are correct, this would culminate in the production of a wee Brangelina. Contemplating the possibility that Ms. Jolie may be pregnant has led us to predict that she will produce one of the following "types" of offspring: 1) Brangelina Jr., a.k.a. "The Most Sumptuously Attractive Human Being Ever To Walk The Face of the Earth;" he or she will emanate pure sexuality, blinding innocent bystanders with his/her staggering good looks, thus ostracizing him/herself from all humanity. Or, 2) A cartoonish, "If They Mated" hybrid (see photo at right) who, though secretly ridiculed for his/her cartoonish appearance, eventually overcomes aesthetic judgment to become the most well-respected humanitarian of all time - ending poverty, political conflict, and making sure that all annoying, socially-disruptive Tom Cruise-esque celebrity figures are kept safely away from the masses. We're rooting for the latter.
More Mating
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SALES & SAUCY HAPPENINGS
SAN FRANCISCO
SPA SOL� Special
Fillmore's fabulous Spa Sol� is offering Splendora chicks a special Summer treat. When you book one of their skin soothing facials, you get a gratis spray tanning session in their awesome Health Tan booth (the best spray color we've ever had.) Book it now! Spa Sole is located at: 2500 Clay Street, 415.929.6886.
NEW YORK
BILLABONG Opens
We predict that teen-oriented surf wear is going to be all the rage one day. We just love all of the sunny tanks, tees, and beachy-keen clothes. Billabong, the junior oriented surf giantess recently opened its doors in hot and sticky NYC. Get in there and grab some bikinis and other hot weather items. Billabong is located at: 1515 Broadway (bet. 44th & 45th), 212.840.0550.
LOS ANGELES
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN Sale
Stock up on all of your red-soled favorites at the Burton Way boutique. Heels, flats, thongs and everything in between will be reduced 30 to 50 percent. Christian Louboutin is located at: 9040 Burton Way, 310.247.9300.
More Amazing Happenings
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Hugs,
Splendora
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