What to Wear: Made to measure Rebecca and Drew Shirts
What NOT to Wear: Put away the prairie skirt
What to Shoe: Pilgrim style pumps
What to Bag: Twelfth Street Embellished Suede Clutch
What to Accessory: Fred Flare Strawberry Bobby Pins
What to Hair: Natural Platinum Highlights (grey is in)
What to Fragrance: Eau Illuminee by Parfums DelRae
What to Makeup: YonKa Phyto Contour Eye Cream
What to Bargain: Green printed trench
What to See: The Aristocrats
What to TV: Situation: Comedy on Bravo
What to Tivo: Stella on Comedy Central
What to Listen: Six Feet Under Soundtrack, Vol. 2
Hot Video: Destiny's Child, "Cater 2 U"
iPod Rediscovery: Debbie Gibson, "Electric Youth"
What to Read: Specimen Days by Michael Cunningham
What to Eat: Pear and Fontina Panini
Where to Eat: Jack Falstaff
What to Drink: Howell Mountain Zinfandel
Secret Weapon: Spanx "Hide & Sleek" cami
Hot Couple: Sienna Miller and Orlando Bloom
Looking Extra Foxy: Jeff Bridges on the cover of T&C
Looking Busted: John Favreau
Bizarre But Brilliant: David LaChappelle LOST trailer

These days in Hollyweird, mom-agers are giving windbag super-agents like Ari Gold a run for their money. Unlike most civilian managers/agents, moms are often higher up on the payroll and are way more skilled in the art of dishing out the guilt. Lynne Spears, Susan Duff, and Melanie Johansson inflict the mom-wrath to keep their workhorse kin raking in the accolades and dough. But Dina Lohan takes the job to a different level. The former Rockette tools around with her boozehound daughter and reaps all of the rewards of living vicariously through her (i.e. Cristal, Kitson, and Diet Coke.) Witness the power; L-squared just bailed on the European Herbie junket (costing the studio and her reputation) to go stand by Dina's side at her divorce trial. But worse than the aforementioned stage mom(s) is dad-ager/pastor, Joe Simpson. J. Simp's pops is creep-city and too often talks about her money-making cleavage and how he was Jessica's "man, her everything" before she was married to Nick. Could all of this psycho brainwashing and guilt-tripping be the cause of starlet burnout?

Lindsay's La Vida Loca

With beach days slowly slipping away now is the time to add some Summer sizzle to your bikini line with LaBelle's Better Brazilian Bikini Wax or any of their artful bikini shapes. When you call to book your appointment say you're a Splendora girl and you'll receive a FREE After Waxing Survival Kit! ($25 value). Offer lasts thru August 31st.

LaBelle is located at: 233 Grant Avenue, San Francisco, 415.433.7644.

Somebody found some new BFFs. First Sienna Miller dumps the nanny snoggin' Law then she's seen chumming around town with the Penns. If this isn't a recipe for disaster, I don't know what is. And while Sean's princess bride is still a looker at age 39, Robin's roving Irishman has been known to have a soft palate for ingenue. Let's analyze this photo for a moment. Notice the zingy, tan refreshed look that Sean is sporting (typical for a titillated middle aged married man). And while Miller locks arms with Robin, she is nestled in Sean's nook. Where is his hand resting anyway?

Sienna-Penn scandal

SAN FRANCISCO
PAMELA MILLS "I Do"/Adieu Sale
Sadly, we must bid adieu to Pamela Mills, one of the city's chicest fashion haunts. Though we mourn the loss of our favorite Sacramento Street boutique, we can't wait to get our hands on stylish goods from Lela Rose, ingwa; melero, and Joe's Jeans - all for 50% off. The store closes on August 2nd, so be sure to stop by, bid Pamela a fond farewell, and scoop up some gorgeous pieces while you still can. Pamela Mills is located at: 3375 Sacramento Street, 415.474.8400.

PLUMPJACK Wine Classes
On August 11, Elio Longobardi, a native Italian, will guide you through his country�s wine regions -- from Gavi, to Soave, to Arneis, and more as he highlights some amazing dry, crisp Italian white wines. Sign up now, classes (this one and the others in the series) are $35 each. PlumpJack Wines is located at: 3201 Fillmore Street, 415.346.9870.

NEW YORK
CONSTANCA BASTO Sale
Feel like injecting a little Brazilian flair into your outfit? Head over to Constan�a Basto this weekend, where you can grab a pair of python pumps or metallic strappy sandals for up to 60% off. With one of Basto's creations adorning your feet, you'll surely be the spiciest girl on cocktail night. Constan�a Basto is located at: 573 Hudson Street, 212.645.3233.

LOS ANGELES
THEODORE Sale
This Rodeo Drive institution has something for everyone, whether you're looking for a feminine party dress from Blumarine, or wardrobe must-haves from Theory and Seven. Through August, you'll be able to grab couture creations and sportswear staples for up to 50% off. Theodore is located at: 453 North Rodeo Drive, 310.276.0663.

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