What to Wear: Marcel Dzama for Built by Wendy
What NOT to Wear: The shrunken vest look
What to Shoe: Leopard print heels
What to Bag: Andrea Brueckner large saddle bag
What to Accessory: Printed stockings from StockinGirl
What to Hair: The Marilyn Brush DS
What to Fragrance: Sisley Eau de Soir
What to Makeup: Kevyn Aucoin eye pencil in basic plum
What to Bargain: $42 Amici Accessories peppercorn hobo
What to See: Grizzly Man
What to TV: Hug it out...the season finale of Entourage
What to Tivo: Prison Break
What to Listen: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, "Howl"
iPod Rediscovery: Strawberry Alarm Clock, "Incense & Peppermints"
What to Read: Carole Radziwill, "What Remains"
What to Eat: Chicken w/40 cloves of garlic from Barefoot Contessa
What to Drink: Cape Codder
Looking Extra Foxy: Dita Von Teese in Vanity Fair
Looking Bizarre: Eva Longoria in her VMA swimsuit
Hot Gesture: The Lohan approved peace sign
Secret Weapon: Essie 3-Way Glaze
Fashion Exclusive: Rodarte, the coolest new line
Everybody's Talking About: L.C. "frenching" Jason!

Magazine files at the Splendora office overflow with the latest gossip rags; it's not uncommon for the ladies to take ten-minute breaks in order to peruse the latest issue of "US Weekly" or participate in no-holds-barred celeb oriented debate sessions. As much as we revel in each defaming article and the tidbits circulated by Hollywood gossipmongers, we caution readers to be wary when pouring over a new batch of paparazzi photos. Pictures do indeed lie, especially if their content is distorted by a sneaky editor or disreputable "secret source." Recent snaps of Lindsay Lohan show her frolicking around New York and Los Angeles with a handsome, clean-cut young man who certain busy bodies are calling her new boyfriend. Reports claim that the pair danced the night away at Bungalow 8, cozying up to one another in a manner wholly inappropriate to mention in this blurb. Thanks to our own secret inside source, we know that the man in question is actually...Find out here.

Mystery boy-toy revealed!

Even music industry heavyweights Gwen Stefani and Mariah Carey cannot reckon with the force that is Kelly Clarkson. She snagged awards in two of the most prominent categories at the VMA's and her infectious summer singles have yet to become unlistenable or annoying. With a mega-hit album and scores of adoring fans ranging from tween queens to indie rockers, Kelly should have assumed an elitist, diva-like attitude by now, but she's remained surprisingly normal and very "Girl Next Door." She's blasé about toting around a busted corduroy Gap bag instead of a sleek Prada purse, and happily brags about her one-woman "posse" consisting of a best friend from back home. Kelly's genuine lovable attitude is enough to elicit an "Aw, shucks" from even the most crotchety pessimists out there.

When did KC become so hip?

SAN FRANCISCO
A GOLDEN WEEKEND AT Yoga Studio
Looking for a way to assuage your overworked, overstressed body (and mind)? Join one of the Bay Area's most celebrated yoga studios for a restorative weekend including yoga practice (for beginners and veterans alike), a trunk show, complimentary massage, and culminating with a Solid Gold Soiree at their Larkspur location. For $35, you'll be able to join the team at YOGASTUDIO on Saturday, September 10th from 7-11pm as they celebrate their upcoming expansion into San Francisco and dance the night away to Hamsalila global music. Proceeds from the event will benefit The Insight Prison Project. TO ATTEND THE EVENT, register at YOGASTUDIO, call 415.925.2440, or e-mail staff@yogastudiomillvalley.com to RSVP. For more details on "A Golden Weekend," click here.

NEW YORK
ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY FOUNDATION ONLINE Raffle
Who wouldn't want to get their hands on a BMW sedan, airline tickets for a European get-away, a plasma TV, or a host of other prizes? The Entertainment Industry Foundation is offering the exclusive opportunity to win the aforementioned fab items if you enter their online raffle. Tickets are a mere $50, and the proceeds benefit The National Cancer Center, National Colorectal Cancer Research Alliance, and The Jay Monahan Center. The raffle is only open to New York residents, and entries must be received by September 2nd in order to qualify. Get more info on the raffle here.

LOS ANGELES
LOTTA Sale
Lotta's end of summer sale boasts discounts of 50-75% on some of their most sought after items, including sequin-embellished tops, fitted jackets, and delicate camisoles perfect for parties. The goods are sure to disappear quickly, so shop while there's still an array of merchandise to choose from. Lotta is located at: 7965 Melrose Avenue, 323.852.0520.

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