Splendora Newsletter, December 2, 2005
| Last night, team Splendora hit it up 8th grade style and went en masse to see Gwen Stefani and M.I.A. in concert. And while we kinda stood out amongst the throngs of "Gwenabees," we did our best to blend in by donning our Vivienne Westwood tights, our best L.A.M.B. garb, and of course, our trademark junior high shriek. Needless to say, everyone at HQ has a bad case of laryngitis today. |
| LOVIN' THE LOVEKIT It’s not just Santa who cares whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year. Booty Parlor has created two ultra-hot holiday kits designed to reward the good girls and bad girls on everyone’s list. The I’ve Been Naughty Kit comes with a fun assortment of Booty Parlor’s body treats, including a pair of remote controlled knickers that are sure to make you feel frisky. Slightly less racy, but still just as sassy, the I’ve Been Nice Kit contains items like Booty Parlor’s Naughty Bubbles, and Don’t Stop Massage Oil. These kits make great gifts (for you or your friends!) and during December, shipping is free on all orders over $99! PS: Booty Parlor has totally amazing (and unique) stocking stuffers. Buy it now at BootyParlor.com |
HOLLABACK GIRLS Last night we got "B.A.N.A.N.A.S.", felt "Luxurious", and left the OAK thinking that Gwen is "The Real Thing." The last time we went to a show where we knew every word to every song was back in the 7th grade when we scored Debbie Gibson tickets. The Stefani show did not disappoint; the high priestess of cool strutted, sang (so shockingly well!), and totally styled on her tricked-out stage. So many costumes, such high heels, such bouncy hair...how does she do it? The crowd was so fired up at the bubblicious concert that during the encore, someone dressed as a banana hauled his yellow peel up on the stage–we kid you not. However, after a post show breakdown and much outfit dissection ("do you think that sequin dress was Galliano?"), the Splendora gang thinks that Gwen is prego. She looked curvier than usual (still so toned), did not flash her trademark abs, and always appeared with a gigantor belt. Very curious. Baby mama or not, this Orange County girl is definitely creating an extraordinary world. See more concert pics |
| WHEN THE GOING GET'S TOUGH, IT'S TIME TO PARTY! Has Laguna Beach temptress Kristin Cavalleri been reading Dr. Wayne Dyer's The Power of Intention? Devoted Laguna fans may remember Alex H. telling Kristin that she would make a superb TV host, a prediction which has been realized in the form of Get The Party Started, a reality show Kristin will co-host in January. The show's Extreme Home Makeover-like M.O. is focused on surprising suffering souls with a well-deserved, heartwarming bash. The irony here is that although ...
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| SALES & SAUCY HAPPENINGS SAN FRANCISCO APPEL & FRANK Stockings & Stilettos Trunk Show Appel & Frank's annual holiday event, “Stockings & Stilettos,
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