Splendora Newsletter, March 3, 2006
| They say you ask and you shall receive. We know that Reese has been asking for a little man named Oscar for a long, long time and with Mr. O right in her reach, we're sure she's been doubling up on those Sunday church sessions. And speaking of Oscar, this past week, team Splendora went to LA to do the Oscar suite circuit. The girls asked for diamonds, and they certainly received? check out their suite escapades on the Splendora Blog. |
| OH MY, IT'S OSCAR TIME!  The fashion superbowl is only two days away, and Splendora is lucky enough to have our very own "embedded reporter" dishing straight from Oscar luxury suites and LA fashion closets set up for pre-event styling. eBay Fashion Director, Constance White, who was also a guest judge at last year's Peacock Party Style Pageant, is accustomed to sitting front row at swanky fashion shows (think Marc Jacobs, etc.). She is graciously utilizing her insider status and style know-how to give Splendora readers an exclusive look at behind-the-scenes goings on in Tinseltown. Post-Academy Awards, our celebrity blogger will continue to be Splendora's eyes and ears on the fashion scene, letting us know what's new, what's now, and what's just on the horizon in clothing and accessories. Check out her most recent blog entries, where she gives a rundown of Oscar week exploits, including her run-ins with Randolph Duke, Lisa Rinna, and Jamie Foxx. Read on for more La-La land gab and super special style tips from EIC Karen's interview with celebrity colorist, Rita Hazan.
Blog by Constance |
| WORD PLAY  There are some terms that get tossed around Hollywood that we, the tabloid reading public, have had to digest as lame code for randy, covert behavior. Words and phrases like, "exhaustion," "personal trainer," "addiction to painkillers," "asthma attack," "remain committed friends," and the latest that's been added to the lexicon, "fraud." Like the fellows at hot blog dlisted.com so eloquently stated, "fraud is the new exhaustion." The latest lass to use "fraud" as the reason for a bust-up is sweet Sophia Bush. She is seeking an annulment for her 5-month marriage to Chad Michael Murray. Below is our de-coder device for this meshugganah language:
Exhaustion: Hospital check-in when someone can't come-to from an O.D.
Personal Trainer: More like personal man-friend if you know what we mean.
Addiction to Painkillers: Hooked on the Hillbilly Heroin, Oxycontin. Tough stuff.
Asthma Attack: Effects from heavy Parliament Light/Philly Blunt inhalation.
Remain Committed Friends: You really think Jennifer Aniston wants to be Brad's bud?
Fraud: People be cheatin' on each other. And it's like that.
*Photo credited to: dlisted.com Friggin' Fraud |
| HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL  Like a merry-go-round, Nicole Richie's weight tends to fluctuate in a perpetual up and down fashion (more like down and down, as of late). It is not uncommon for shocking new snaps of her slimline figure to surface, but this picture is particularly outrageous. She isn't actually pregnant, of course; the Katie Holmes-inspired snap-on belly is part of a stunt for the next season of The Simple Life. Poor Nicole and her fragile form appear to be struggling with the new pair of jumbo breasts and more weight than her calorie conscious bod would ever hope to carry. The usually convivial Richie looks positively painstricken? can you imagine having to teeter-totter down the sidewalk with only a pair of lanky stems to support you? Taking a spill in the prosthetic apparatus, as it appears she may have done, must only compound her embarrassment and agony. During the next months while filming we suggest that Richie have a group of handlers constantly follow her. Because when the wind blows, when a Hummer whooshes by, or when her Coffee Bean icy bev gets too heavy, she's sure to have more "I've fallen and I can't get up!" moments.
*Photo credited to pinkisthenewblog.com Not So Simple Life |
Ciao Bella,
Splendora
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