New York Newsletter, March 24, 2006
| While all of the New
Yawkers are waiting in line at the new Trader Joe's for oodles of
party-friendly food, us left coasters are here to help with what to
put in your cart (read more below). Truthfully, the celeb gossip has
been down in the dizz-umps (ex. the Post's lead story
today was about Fidel Castro's love of Serrano ham) this week so we
had to get clever and creative with our content. Even party animal
Lindsay was tame this week– pray for some action on the snooze-Cruise alien spawn
front or that the Feder-Spaz household has a
crack up....soon! |
PRIVATE SHOPPING
NIGHT: THE SCENE AT SAKS
Celebrate getting dressed up for
spring on Saks' totally revamped and beyond well-stocked
contemporary floor. The genius sales team at Saks will be on hand to
outfit you in divine finery from: DVF, See by Chloe, Cynthia Steffe,
Rozae Nichols and more. Stop by one of the cosmetic outposts also
stationed on the 5th floor too. Your shopping spirit will be kept in
check thanks to the live DJ, and your tastebuds will be sated with
flirty cocktails and tasty treats (think mini cupcakes!). Make sure
to stick around for the entire event– every 30 minutes there will be
a giveaway from favorites like: Seven for All Mankind, Nanette
Lepore, Isli, Antik, Splendid and Twisted Heart.
WHEN: Thursday, March 30th from 5-8 PM
WHERE: The Contemporary Floor on 5 Saks Fifth Avenue
Union Square, 384 Post
HOW: Must RSVP to attend Sorry blokes,
this is a shopping night for ladies only not a social hour.
RSVP
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| PAINTING
THE TOWN PURPLE
 Prince's idiosyncratic quirks and
unique Halle Berry-esque look have made him a cultural icon, not to
mention a target of comedian Dave Chappelle (scroll
down); Dave does a dead-on impression of the "Kiss" crooner complete
with ruffled shirt, writhing hips, and monotone speaking voice. For
a man who always wears platform heels, subtlety clearly isn't the
man's strong point. The "Artist" can't help but leave his signature
Prince touch on everything he comes in contact with, even if the
object in question happens to be a rented abode. His purple highness
recently emblazoned the name of his new album ("3121") and the
"Artist" symbol on the house he rented from NBA star Carlos Boozer,
much to the owner's chagrin. Some might call the graffiti a random
act of vandalism by the maestro, but us Chappelle fans really know
what's up. Prince was obviously looking for a prime practice spot
for his beloved "Blouses," and knew that a NBA player's house would
have a top-notch court. Prince, Splendora would officially like to
challenge your team to a game of hoops and some post-game pancakes.
The name of our team? The "French Cuffs," of course!
*Photo
credited to People
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| SPLENDORA SIGHTINGS
 Despite being in LA for more than
5 days, we did not see Paris Hilton. Instead of even seeing some
B-list celebs, we were relegated to the dregs, the D-listers, the
decidedly downtrodden. Here's the dismal report:
Hulk Hogan
at Koi: EIC Karen tried to sneak behind him while the lone
paparazzi snapped his photo leaving Koi (Hulkamania it was not). If
you see a pic of him in the weeklies and there's a chick in a trench
right behind him, it's Karen. PS: Hulkster was wearing more
rhinestones than half the hoochies there.
A.C. Slater (a.k.a.
Mario Lopez) at Mood: The Saved by the Bell hunk was showing off
his dance moves. Thankfully he was not wearing Z.Cavaricci pants.
Bobby Brown on Robertson: He had a big boy entourage
surrounding him. Allison and Jessica report that his face is like a
walking campaign for "Just Say No."
Casey Affleck &
Summer Phoenix in Bev Hills: We'll admit, we kinda like these
two (even though Casey totally gravy-trains off of bro Ben.) They
were strolling with their baby, Indiana. They kept calling him
"bubs." Cute.
More Sightings |
| SAVE THE
DATE: DINING OUT FOR LIFE
 Here's a great excuse to eat
yourself silly. On April 27, 2006, a slew of SF eateries will
participate in Dining Out for Life, a citywide event that benefits
the STOP AIDS Project. By dining out you can make a difference -
participating restaurants donate 25% of their food or food and
alcohol bills for the entire day to support the fight against the
spread of HIV/AIDS. Favorites like Chaya, PlumpJack, Paul K. and many, many
more are participating. Visit the website, diningoutforlife.com, for
a complete list of participating restaurants. Bon Appetit!
More info on Dining Out for Life
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| A TRADER
JOE'S PRIMER
 "You take the good, you take the
bad, you take them both, and there you have it, the Facts of Trader
Joe's." Oh yes pretty ladies, some of the stock is the bomb,
and some if it just bombs. As the official Authority on Fabulous, we
owe it to our New York City sisterhood to lay down the law when it
comes to shopping at TJ's. Now we know that you city-dwellers Can't Hardly Wait to get
through the doors (you're
lined up around the corner) to stock up on seemingly super snack
food, but we have some advice before you brave the queue. Here goes:
WHAT TO BUY: peanut butter filled pretzels, nuts,
mini-baguettes, tons of cheese, frozen foods galore- try the brown
rice, crabcakes, mini-pizzas, and the samosas.
WHAT NOT TO
BUY:: We're over the salmon, chicken nuggets, spanakopita,
shrimp stir fry, and other items we're clearly forgetting. We'll
warn you now, you'll OD on the TJ's taste. Trust us, it happens.
WHAT TO DRINK: The wine is cheap. So cheap that we leave
with 6+ bottles every time. But the "Vodka of the Gods" best be
avoided if you don't want a slammin' hangover.
Read more Trader Joe's tips
HERE
*Photo credited to: gawker.com
CONTINUE READING...A TRADER JOE'S PRIMER
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SALES & SAUCY HAPPENINGS: NEW YORK
ANNA SUI Sale
Anna Sui's girly and bold designs are found in the closets of stylistas worldwide. Drop into her New York boutique to find feminine Fall and Resort pieces marked up to 70% off; many of the stunning off-season items are easy to incorporate into your Spring wardrobe, and will make you feel like a fashion superstar. Anna Sui is located at: 113 Greene Street, 212.941.8406.
CHELSEE EYES Sale
"Guys don't make passes at girls with glasses"? Puh-lease! That antiquated saying hasn't proven true since haute frames have been in existence, and Chelsee Eyes has a great assortment of high-end designer pairs to choose from. Their already low prices have been slashed for the sale, with some discounts reaching upwards of 60-70% off on brands including Prada and Mikli. Who doesn't love the stylish, sexy, bookish type? Chelsee Eyes is located at: 20 West 20th Street, Suite 804, 212.242.4823.
For Sales & Saucy Happenings in SAN FRANCISCO, Click Here
For Sales & Saucy Happenings in LOS ANGELES, Click Here
For Sales & Saucy Happenings in NEW YORK, Click Here
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Ciao,
Splendora
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