San Francisco Newsletter, June 30, 2006
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Happy 4th of July ladybirds and boys. Take this extended break from
the office to tan your hide (use SPF, por favor), eat baked beans, get
wild with the sparklers, and crack a beer with a high water content (for
easy drinkability and, of course, hydration.) And if you have a break (and
have not already done so), please take the Splendora Survey; both Splendora
and Uncle Sam will be forever indebted to you.
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SPLENDORA STYLE FORECAST: June 30th, 2006
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CHAKRA 20% OFF SPECIAL
Take a break from the summer heat and chill at Chakra Aveda Salon & Spa. This Sutter Street super-spa just completed extensive renovations which includes a luxe zen-like lounge, regal mani/pedi thrones, and the addition of more treatment rooms. To celebrate the haute transformation, Splendora sisters receive 20% off all spa treatments for the month of July (limit 2 services per visit.) Mention Splendora at time of booking. Valid from 7/1-7/31. Chakra Aveda SalonSpa is located at: 256 Sutter Street, 2nd Floor, 415.398.5173.
Book your treatment now!
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THE SOUND OF GWYNETH
It may be "Just [Our] Imagination," but it seems that Gwyneth Paltrow is "Cruisin'" toward a career in the music industry. Like Russell Crowe, Bruce Willis, and "She's Like the Wind" Swayze, Gwyneth is reportedly in talks to record an album with producer William Orbit, who has worked with GP's mentor, Madonna. We love Gwyneth's buttery smooth voice, and she did a superb job portraying a killer karaoke singer in Duets, but it's hard to imagine Miss Fancy Pants performing for a shrieking crowd. Prim, proper, and with just a touch of Madge's faccent (our new word for faux accent), we're not sure that her aloof demeanor translates to rockin', Karen O.-type live act. Imagine Gwyn leaning into the mic, crooning about babies Apple and Moses, life as an Oscar winner, and the merits of macrobiotics. Sample lyrics might include: "Wake up at dawn/Slip my Stellie jeans on/Between New York, London, and LA/Hope this hurlyburly life never goes away" (we're not great lyricists, but you get the jist.) Instead of going the pop/James Blunt easy listening route, it would actually be awesome to see her release a hard-core rap album. It'll shatter the charts, and the public will finally have a replacement for fellow blonde rapper, Eminem. Plus, we'd get to see Gwyn "ghost ride the whip" and don some "Stunner Shades" (plus, she's already used to being decked out in bling). Holla back MC G.P.!
*Photo licensed by Photorazzi
Actress by day, singer by night...
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MOM'S THE WORD SUMMER SALE
Expectant mothers who shop at Mom's The Word are guaranteed to be some of the most stylish women around. Non-pregnant girls are known to shop the boutique, too, as more than 20% of the clothes they carry aren't specifically designed as maternity wear. During their amazing summer sale, shop lines like Diane von Furstenberg, Michael Stars, Velvet, and more at incredible markdowns. Prices start at $10 and go up to $100, but most items are priced between $20-$50. Mention Splendora and receive an additional 10% off of one non-sale shopping spree before September 30, 2006. The sale starts Saturday, July 1, and runs 'till the goods are gone, and they go quickly.
Mom's The Word has two locations:
3385 Sacramento Street, between Presidio and Walnut, 415.441.8261
1628 North Main Street in Walnut Creek (parking in rear), 925.937.6818
Mom's The Word Online
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SUPER DUPER CELEBS
"Superman Returns," arguably the summer's most anticipated feature, was released this week. The movie isn't as awesome as we would have liked it to be, but it did get us thinking about how much cooler the world would be if we had some real-life superheroes roaming around. The chances of finding a hot, corn-fed Brandon Routh type to carry us away are slim, but we realized that certain celebs possess intrinsic super duper traits of their own. We all know that "with great power comes great responsibility," (just ask Tony Soprano) but stars don't always use their gifts to better the universe. First, there's Tom Cruise, who can leap leather couches in a single bound and whose crazy energy is strong enough to brainwash starlets and publicists. Then there's Paris Hilton, whose mindblowing vocal skills emit a sonic boom, causing deafness to her enemies. She also possesses the ability to switch hangers-on faster than the speed of light. Star Jones is Super Diva; her narcissistic comments are downright frightening and her bug-eyed glare is enough to melt bystanders dead in their tracks. Oh, and we can't forget about Super Mommy Angelina Jolie. She plans to save the world by, well, actually saving the world. So you see, you don't need to be able to move skyscrapers to be thought of as extraordinary- a few kooky quirks will do the trick.
*Photos licensed by Photorazzi
Superhero Hype
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SALES & SAUCY HAPPENINGS
DYLAN Sale
Dylan is a San Francisco favorite, stocking well-loved lines such as Anna Sui, Mint, and hot Aussie favorite Tsubi denim. During their sale you'll find discounts up to 50% off of much of their diverse brand selection. Shopaholics are sure to have a ball during sale time. Dylan is located at: 1506 Vallejo Street, 415.931.8721. Click to Dylan Online.
4th of JULY Celebration
Call it cliche if you will, but we know that you can't resist being a little awed when you see those pretty lights explode and fade into the night sky. Pier 39's 4th of July celebration is a San Francisco event staple, including live entertainment and a spectacular fireworks show. Bring your family, friends, and commemorate our Nation's birth in style. Click here for more information. Click to Pier 39 Online.
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