What to Wear: Debra Rodman waitress pinafore - so adorable!
What NOT to Wear: We don't think we're ready for this jelly...whoa nelly!
What to Shoe: Rubber Duck Snowjoggers
What to Bag: Halsea China Cove roller suitcase
What to Denim: Rock & Republic Costello straight leg jean
What to Tee: $29.50 Jamie colorblock tank
What to Jewelry: Mia & Ko apple necklace
What to Accessory: Custom printed shoelaces
What to Bargain: Proenza Schouler for Target tissue tank - fits great
What to Makeup : Benefit Her Glossiness V.I.P. Gloss in "Didn't Hear It From Me"
What to Fragrance: Caron Tabac Blonde
What to Hair: Alojoba conditioner
Secret Weapon: TUBEyourLash Mascara - won't budge
What to See: Factory Girl - just to see what all of the hype is about
What to Netflix or rent: A Wedding
What to TiVo: We take back what we said before, Maui Fever is actually amusing
What to Listen: Muse, "Knights of Cydonia"
iPod Rediscovery: Nico, "These Days"
What to Read: Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Memories of My Melancholy Whores
What to Eat: Slow cooking is the way to roll
What to Drink: Grey Goose La Poire
Looking Busted : Jim Carrey looks like your buck-toothed friend from 2nd grade
Looking Extra Foxy : Pink is looking red hot
Laughternoon Break: When Harry Met Sally - the horror remix
What Will Win Best Picture at the Oscar's?: VOTE HERE!
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Oh Tyra, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways:
1) You had a tearful sit down with convicted crazy a$$ beater Naomi Campbell. You are lucky she didn't smack you upside the head when you confronted her about her evil ways. Brava!
2) You talk openly about your weave, parade around in crazy getups like velour capri pant sweatsuits, and do "investigative reporting" that essentially consists of dressing up like a dude or a homeless person.
3) In a recent episode when you traipsed out on stage in a bandeau bathing suit to confront the tabloid rumors that you had gained 40 lbs., we loved how you talked about your belly rolls ad nauseam. A girl after our own heart.
4) You impart your sassy opinion on every guest who rolls on stage and give the occasional eye roll/finger wag when they're being stank.
5) You're not afraid to book booty talent like Danity Kane.
6) Because Oprah went soft, and Ricki Lake was cancelled.

Totally Tyra!

How's this for movie news: Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller will team up to play The Hardy Boys - nay, The Hardy Men - in a big screen adaptation of the classic kids' series. Whether this is a brilliant idea or pure film poison is yet to be seen, but it's interesting that these two acting behemoths would choose juvenile sleuths (albeit grown up sleuths) as their next big roles. It's pretty clever, if you think about it. Everyone's got a soft spot for their favorite childhood heroes/heroines, so there's a built-in audience just waiting to be reeled in. Admit it: a collection of Nancy Drew novels still lines the top shelf of your closet, and you'll readily plunk down $10 to see teenage cutie Emma Roberts whip out her magnifying glass to find out what that suspicious, devious neighbor is up to. (Cue ominous score.) The Baby-Sitter's Club already received a less-than-stellar movie treatment, though it did feature a pre- She's All That Rachael Leigh Cook as mousy Mary Anne. Now, the Hollywood establishment really needs to jump on adaptations of some Judy Blume novels and the Sweet Valley High series. The latter would call for Hayden Panettiere to play a dual role as both Wakefield twins (a la Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday), with Rachel Bilson as Jessica's BFF Lila. (She does have the frame of a sixteen-year-old, after all.) This is the kind of entertainment fluff we crave - something to bring us back to our tween years and incite memories of cheesy reading and rounds of "Spin the Bottle" at birthday parties. Are you there, Jerry Weintraub? It's us, Splendora. We've got your next couple of projects lined up.

Young Adult reading ain't what it used to be.

Valentine's Day, with its candy hearts, sappy cards, and fuzzy, singing stuffed animals, is one of the year's most glorious holidays. Commercial and over-hyped, yes, but glorious nonetheless. We hope you had fun, whether you spent it with a S.O., your best girlfriends, or watching a guilty-pleasure flick on Lifetime. The love bug seems to have bit Tinseltown, too, as many celebs have been seen getting cozy and romantic. Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy prove that funny folk flock toward one other, and that couples - not just owners and their pets - can start to look alike over time. We're giddy with happiness over the news that our favorite Ugly Betty is in love and engaged, and we can't wait to celebrate with a double-scoop of Ben & Jerry's Stephen Colbert Americone Dream ice cream (another lovely marriage). And forget about the reunion of Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler - if there's one coupling that's even more perplexing, it's the semi-sensuous meeting of Vera Wang and Serta Mattresses, as seen in this ad. So very odd. We give the partnership a year, tops.