The brand name alone sold me on this Chains Rhinestone Knotted Necklace: Dirty Librarian. I imagine this rhinestone, gold and silver chain necklace would be something a dirty, kinky librarian would wear. Pretty enough to look prim and proper, yet possessing a twisted, warped quality that hints there's a little freak beneath those horn-rimmed specs. Hmm... time to whip out that library card and whip on this naughty but nice necklace.

Hey, man. Peace to you and to all who would rock these super-hippie and super-hot Feather Bobby Pins by Laura Kranitz. They're so cool, man, that when you throw these pins in your 'do and mosey down to the sit-in in Golden Gate Park, you'll be the hottest hippie chick in the whole joint, dude. So after you douse yourself in patchouli and throw on your new bellbottoms, throw these in your hair and you'll be ready to get your boho-chic on. Far out, man.

Waist belts do wonders for the figure--they hold you tight in all the right places, and emphasize a stunning hourglass look on anyone who wears them, even if you look more like a fruit (apple, pear, etc) than an hourglass. And better yet, when it's made in a chic blue/black/light pink-colored striped elastic combo like this VPL Tri Unity Belt, you can achieve that hourglass look while still being allowed the comfort of eating your lunch and, well, breathing at the same time. Which is good.

Cross-body bags are great. You don't have to worry about them slipping off your shoulder and both of your hands will be free to tote your venti latte and your PDA without risking a coffee spillage. Even better is when said bag is a stylish and cute (but not too cute, heaven forbid) heart-shaped Prisoner of Love Bag from Betsey Johnson. Aptly named, this cross-body bag is a heart decorated with chain details and a cute (but again, not too cute) tassel zip. So arm yourself with this bag, and leave your own arms free to do whatever they please.

Snakes and flowers. Two opposing sides of the spectrum, yes? Well, on this gorgeous 2 Petal Flower Ring by Kara Ross, opposites will collide (and attract). A gold flower-shaped ring with amethysts, adorned with a subtle python print in purple and brown. So wear with care: these petals have fangs!