BRIDEXENA

BrideXena (a Splendora coined term), the warrior princess of weddings, is poised to take down her evil-doing competitor, the lame BrideZilla. While all species of Zilla are known to whine, cry, and take copious amounts of anti-anxiety medication, the BrideXena is highly skilled in organization and dictation skills passed down to her by her mentor superior (and original Xena), Martha Stewart. She's calm. She's cool. She's teflon. Xena can chop-up the sorry bridal competition with her Zen-like focus and lack of excessive pre-aisle perspiration. BrideXena can kill the caterer's caustic chatter faster than you can say "bring on the pigs in a blanket!" BrideXena is the master of disguising her disdain for petty bridesmaid antics and hyper mother-in-laws. 06.16.2005