Steve Jobs and Bill Gates

You know all those ads with the cool Apple guy and the dopey Windows guy? Well it turns out that the Windows guy is supposed to come off as a nice person with a big heart. Or so said Steve Jobs in a rare double bill with Bill Gates at the just completed D Conference.

Needless to say, Jobs does more of the talking. He even breaks news of a secret "marriage" between the two. Who do you think comes off as the cooler dude? Would you want to date either one? Maybe that depends on what computer you're reading this on right now.

Check out the video outtakes.