Laughternoon Break: Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video

What's frightening about this exclusive Scientology indoctrination video, aside from its eccentric star, is that he speaks with such effin' conviction. That glow in his eyes is a burning fervor to spread the gospel of L. Ron Hubbard, to convince others that internalizing the tenets of Dianetics really is "wild 'n' wooly" good fun. Mission: Annihilate Psychiatry has commenced.