Laughternoon Break: Too Faced FUZE Slenderize Lip Gloss

My immediate reaction upon hearing about Too Faced's FUZE Slenderize Gloss, a pout-enhancing formula intended to curb one's appetite by incorporating the purported "benefits" of "slenderizing vitamins and minerals", was to laugh. Laughter gave way to disbelief, which eventually led to sheer annoyance. Even beauty products are being marketed using a weight loss slant? Please. If that dreaded moment on the lips involves a taste of transcendent chocolate ganache, I don't see anything wrong with some tempered indulgence. Perhaps Too Faced is the guilty party here.