WHAT NOT TO WEAR

During 9 months of extreme deprivation (no Diet Pepsi, no sashimi, no Veuve) pregnant women sometimes feel the need to shake things up. Often times their pent up energy and needs get redirected and channeled into the concoction of utterly unthinkable outfits. Which brings us to Miss Britney Spears' heinous half-shirt debacle. We're all for showing off your womanly curves, but some ensembles are better left for the beach and bedroom.