LEO Is My HERO

I'll admit that 5 years ago a statement like that would have answered everyone's questions about my *preferences* as one of Splendora's rare male employees, but these days there's a little more to look up to than boats, beaches and fame.

One: He's dating Giselle Bundchen.
Two: He supports Global Green
Three: He drives a Prius Hybrid.
Four: He helped launch Current TV
Five: He can take a bottle to the face, 12 stitches, avoid LAPD involvement entirely, issue a short message from his publicist, and not let it effect his work.

What a gentleman. Be well Leo.

06.21.2005

Summer Solstice

Summer is almost officially here! At 11.46pm (PST) on June 20, the sun reaches it's maximum elevation and seasons change from spring to summer. Daytime hours on June 21 are the longest of any day in the year meaning for me, more fun in the sun. Tomorrow I will be celebrating Summer Solstice by taking a long walk by the bay and watching the sunset over the Golden Gate from my roof deck. Why not celebrate there being 15 hours of sunlight in just one day? 06.21.2005

Coolin' off Cruise

By now you've surely heard about the incident involving Tom Cruise, a watergun, and a scheming London journalist. We believe that the practical joke was an attempt to quell Tom's overzealous (and all too vocal) love for Katie. Let's just hope that it worked. 06.20.2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY HUDSON!

Here's a little holla out to our girl who's in North Carolina this weekend. Hope you are having a fantastic birthday. Karen and I are excited to see you tomorrow! Love, your fellow Splendorians. 06.17.2005

BRIDEXENA

BrideXena (a Splendora coined term), the warrior princess of weddings, is poised to take down her evil-doing competitor, the lame BrideZilla. While all species of Zilla are known to whine, cry, and take copious amounts of anti-anxiety medication, the BrideXena is highly skilled in organization and dictation skills passed down to her by her mentor superior (and original Xena), Martha Stewart. She's calm. She's cool. She's teflon. Xena can chop-up the sorry bridal competition with her Zen-like focus and lack of excessive pre-aisle perspiration. BrideXena can kill the caterer's caustic chatter faster than you can say "bring on the pigs in a blanket!" BrideXena is the master of disguising her disdain for petty bridesmaid antics and hyper mother-in-laws. 06.16.2005