I have a thing for tall, brooding, mysterious men. Ladies, you must know who I'm talking about - the stranger with a Herculean physique, whose stare practically pierces your skin, and who strolls into the room wearing...a body-hugging rubber outfit? Okay, so it doesn't hurt that the man beneath the ridiculous getup is the ultra-handsome Christian Bale (looking delightfully healthy and buff after his shocking 63 pound weight-loss for "The Machinist"). I will be running to see
"Batman Begins" this weekend, not only because it stars the aforementioned super-hottie, but for the rest of the stellar cast (including Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, and Katie "Miss Scientology 2005" Holmes), and because it is helmed by "Memento" director Christopher Nolan. Hopefully the combination of these A-list elements will revive the Batman franchise, forever erasing the stain that Clooney left behind. Now if only Bale would offer me a private tour of the Batcave... 06.16.2005

This just in....allegedly the toothy twosome known as TomKat just got engaged in Paris. It's been reported that they are going to make an announcement as early as tomorrow. Gag us with a Scientology spoon.
06.16.2005

Mariah Carey killed it at the MTV Movie Awards. Her performances were a little shaky before and after the release of her latest album. So watching her perform at the movie awards was a little like watching ice skaters at the Olympics - hoping and praying that she could hit each high note in "We Belong Together." Granted, the song didn't really have too many signature Mariah high notes - but she did not disappoint. She received a standing ovation and completely deserved it. You won the Gold Mimi, you did it!!! 06.15.2005

With bikini season right around the corner and everyone searching for the perfect diet (hopefully not the Lohan-Richie kind), I say screw it. You only live once and you should enjoy yourself. Definitely try to exercise, but honestly if you can't lose it, do the next best thing and tan it. 06.15.2005

If you work at Splendora, there is an unwritten rule that you must love cheese. In fact, when our fridge is bare of all the sodas and random lunch leftovers, one can always count on finding cheese. Goat cheese, gruyere, cheddar, cottage cheese, even Kraft Handi-Snack crackers and cheese... It is not uncommon for us to consume 4 different types of cheese a day when looking for something to munch on. It probably isn't the leanest product to be feeding our bodies, but it sure tastes good. 06.15.2005
