Everyone who loves totally un-PC movies, needs to run out and rent or buy my new party favorite: Team America. I was never a fan of Southpark (written and directed by the same dudes), but this has it all...overly patriotic puppets, outrageous sex scenes with puppets, action scenes with puppets and raunchy humor brought to you by puppets. See, I told you it has everything you could possibly want in a movie and SO much more. Check it out:
Team America 06.14.2005
Who knew that getting married in Lake Tahoe was the thing to do? Rumors are trickling in that Alicia Silverstone recently tied the knot on the beach up North. Facts are still sketchy and we don't know if the guests had to choke down an all vegan menu or were banned from wearing leather shoes. But one fact that we can confim is that Splendora Karen has less than 60 days until her own big day in the land of the great lake. Any tips Alicia? 06.14.2005
We're back from a company field trip to see Brad & Angie and let me tell, you, whatever kind of chemistry you're hoping for ... these two deliver in spades. Both are absolutely smoldering with unbridled lovelust and although we kept thinking
poor, dear Jennifer Aniston, we completely understand how this irresistible pair fell for each other. Brad's marriage didn't stand a chance. Can you imagine having your husband come home and tell you he's going to star in a movie with Angelina Jolie? Then, after news of your divorce goes public your ex- is seen frolicking on a beach in Africa family-style with his new girlfriend and her son? And finally, just when you thought things couldn't get worse, unlike Affleck and Lopez, the screen is ignited with flaming chemistry between your husband and the most beautiful woman in the world AND the movie is actually pretty good. Is Brad the bad guy here? Maybe he is. We don't know the details of his marriage (nor should we) but it seems like he could have waited at least six months after the movie came out to be seen with his co-star. From the looks of it, Brad may be the third Mr. Angelina Jolie. Here's a chronicle of the whole scandal (scroll down after you
click on the link). 06.14.2005
So I guess things just go down hill after Dawson's Creek. Of course there's the whole Katie Holmes debacle. But have you seen Monica Keena lately on Entourage? Her lips are looking very strange and boy has her chest grown. It's just so sad. Do you think that Monica BEFORE is looking at Monica AFTER in this picture and thinking "Wha Happen?" Well at least there is one girl from Dawson's that's coming out on top - Michelle Williams and Baby Ledger. Oh yeah. 06.13.2005
Movie, Comedy, Horror (2004) Michael Gross, Sara Botsford, John Dixon. A man (Michael Gross) hires a mercenary to destroy giant worms that are terrorizing a mining town in the 1800s.
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