One bite of this fabulously-greasy, saucy Cuban cuisine and you'll understand why there's always a line out the front door. Enormous plates of paella, beef, prawns, chicken, rice, bowls of black beans, and sides of fried plantains scent this eatery with garlic and goodness--though we're positive that even breathing in here will pack on a few pounds. Some complain that the food is so good and the prices are so cheap (lunch starts under 5 bucks), they keep eating until they have no choice but to down a bottle of Pepto for dessert. We don't see a need for medication--just bring breath mints. The garlic breath you take home with you is potent enough to render your date unconscious.