Cranky? Tired of the snip and snap at snotty Soho boutiques? Weary friend, enter the church of FACE Stockholm for respite. The salespeople are godly, and the store itself is a sanctuary filled with five different kinds of foundation, a gazillion little pots of eyedust ($16) and glitter, 160 different shades of lipstick, powder puffs, bags, and boxes. For the woman on the go, the "trinity" packs color for the eyes, lips, and cheeks in one small case. The FACE ambassadors are always on hand for assistance. If you are a complete glutton for attention, book a makeover ($40) or a complete makeup lesson ($75). Finally, a religion with something for all of us.