What to wear: Hermes scarves as halter tops and more gold than Mr. T.
What NOT to: Newsie hats, Juicy Couture, and French Pedicures
What to foot: Hollywould's sassy 4" heels or sweet ballet flats
What to make up: Revlon's "skinlights, glosslights" for lips
What to listen to: The French Riviera's current favorite Eurotrash hit, "La Chihuahua" - it's the new "Ketsup Song" of the summer
What to read: Anything by Danielle Steele
What to see: Down With Love - despite Renee Zellweger
What to rent: An "escort" and/or stretch Escalade
What to buy: An Eres bikini in lemon yellow with Pucci beach towel
What to TV: Punk'd. Ashton Kutcher = Stone Cold Fox
What to drink: The Watermelon Martinis at Bungalow 8
What to make: Custom nail polish - you'll need to mix your colors to get that perfect shade I call "Palm Beach Coral"
Secret weapon: Fantasy Spray Tan- better than a week in Jamiaca
Best Botox: Learn to love your smile lines because botox can't take them away, and ... even Eva Herzigova has them
Latest conspicuous dieter: I can think of a few who need to be...
Outrageous goal: To wear 4" heels on the airplane - you never know who you'll meet