What to Wear: Karen Zambos Drape Dress
What NOT to Wear: A french braid
What to Shoe: Grasshoppers Napa Espadrille (semi geriatric but so comfy)
What to Bag: Leather Attache
What to Denim: Levi's denim vest
What to Accessory: Leather tool apron- shop hands free!
What to Jewelry: Vicente Agor Moroccan Garden collection
What to Makeup: Anna Sui Rouge Jar in 600
What to Hair: Beaded ponytail holder
What to Fragrance: Comptoir Sud Coeur de Vahine
What to Bargain: $22.99 Croco Bow slingback
What to See: Nanny McPhee
What to TV: Beauty & The Geek 2 (the Geeks rule!)
What to TiVo: #1 Single
What to DVD: The White Diamond by Werner Herzog
What to Listen: KT Tunstall's Eye To The Telescope
iPod Rediscovery: Buckner & Garcia, "Pac Man Fever"
What to Read: Liz Perle, Money, A Memoir
What to Eat: Burrata cheese w/crostini
What to Snack: Pregnant or not, Belly Bars
What to Drink: 2003 Kesner Chardonnay
Holy Smokes Makeover: Tara Reid!
Looking Extra Foxy: Missoni ads w/Drew Barrymore
Looking Busted: Clay Aiken. Dude, the jig is up.
Hot Couple: Hayden & Sienna
Secret Weapon: Palmer's Cocoa Butter Cream Soap
Laughternoon Break: Maverick + Ice Man= true love
*Photo credited to: JJB.com

Like fellow pirate fan Linds Lo, Mischa B. loves her some ahoy attention. It's almost uncanny how Barton's current squeeze - crazy cannonball Cisco Adler - looks like a chip off the original ahoy: John Galliano. Let's see how they match up: Scraggly hair? Check. *Pencil moustache? Check. Disco chain? Check. Bruce Springsteen-style 'Born in the U.S.A.' bandanna? Doppelganger city! Mischa should just drop that zero and get with Galliano, our hero.

*Speaking of moustaches, when Splendora's boss lady Gina Pell was in Paris for the spring shows a few years back she ran into Galliano at L'Avenue (he was lunching with Andre Leon Talley). She remarked that although John's lip whiskers looked dramatically drawn with an eyebrow pencil, he was still a dashing swashbuckler.

Some people are crazy (i.e. Karl Lagerfeld, Tom Cruise) and some folks are just phoney baloney. Like, we ain't buyin' what they're sellin'. Capiche? Here's Splendora's short list of offenders:
1) James Lipton: Talking about J.Lo's character development in Anaconda? No way Jos

 

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