The Pigeon Took a Load Off!! Ha I have got a good one for this! I was 10 when I ventured over to New York with my Grandma and Mom. We started in Washington where our choir sang for Hilary Clinton in the Washington Cathedral. Good ol' Bill was supposed to come, but hey thats another story. Anyways after the performance we headed to New York to watch shows and do some SERIOUS shopping. The first night when we went to go to see the Lion King, I got really decked out. I chose to wear a huge Black satin Gown. When I put the thing on, I multiplied 3x in size! Anyways, it wasn't about two blocks when we started walking to the show when I felt a nice little plop upon my shoulder. I turned to look and to my disgust............. I HAD PIGEON POOP ALL OVER ME!! Naturally I freaked out, (I sorta was a brat at the time.) My Mom and Grandma attempted (to say the least) to clean it up, but they just couldn't stop laughing as I stood their in tears with pigeoan poop sitting on my shoulder. Of course, I got over it when we went to Betsey Johnson to find a new dress, but I was still tormented by the load the pigeon left upon me! 
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10:00 AM
YUCK! I can relate
After a wonderful dinner, my date and I were walking down the Cours Mirabeau when I got pelted on my right side. All over my hair, down the side of my face (near my ear) and all over my shoulder. Humiliated, I began searching my bag for napkins when my companion told me that the French consider it good luck. I guess that was all I needed to hear because I walked home with not a care in the world.
02:15 PM
So funny!
So funny!