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Splendora Technical Department and The Holy Grail

We've had server problems, you guys all know it.
 
Like an omlette of fabulous, we throw a lot of ingredients in the pot and try to figure out what people like. Sometimes lots and lots of people like our omlette. So much so that the stove catches fire!
 
Like today for instance, everyone LOVES our best dress picks and nearly set our poor servers on fire!

I'm reminded of a scene in the Nerd classic, "Monty Python and The Holy Grail":

FATHER:
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
PRINCE HERBERT:
What, the curtains?
FATHER:
No. Not the curtains, lad. Splendora! It will be your kingdom, lad.
HERBERT:
But Mother--
FATHER:
Father, lad. Father.
HERBERT:
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
FATHER:
Listen, lad. I built this website up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a website on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest website in these islands!

I'm pretty sure they were talking about Splendora. Anyway that's my pledge to you, dear reader: The strongest castle website in the land!
fletch (Profile) on December 07, 2007  |  Comments(3)
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Melissa B

Dec. 11, 2007
10:51 AM

Bring out your Fletch!

If only every company had a Fletch...
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killakali03

Dec. 10, 2007
01:23 PM

You take...

such good care of us girls! We will take a little lag for site improvments :)
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Gina Pell

Dec. 07, 2007
10:46 PM

Our Knight in Shining Drupal!

I nearly coughed up my mashed potatoes when I read this post (because like you I'm on the site 24/7, even during dinner. What a sad life). Fletch you've written many gems in your time but this is the most dazzling. Rest assured, your officemates completely empathize with and congratulate you heartily. Islands in the sun on the horizon.
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