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Karen Bard
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Name: Splendora Karen
Age: 20s
Location: San Francisco
Main Gig: eBay Pop Culture Guru & Splendora Editor at Large
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It's All About Me

About Me

I grew up on the East coast, got myself educated in the Midwest, and then came all the way West, 8 years ago to fulfill my destiny in the Splendora dynasty. I am all about the fun times. Cooking, eating, trolling flea markets, and dancing rank amongst my most favorite activities. No joke - if I like you, I will make you a banana bread or do a dance routine for you...just to see you smile. I gots me a fabulous family, Splendora sisters, and an assortment of friends that I love to squeeze. I am an auntie to 3 petite peanuts (4 if you count office baby, Hersch) whom I love and adore with all of my heart. Life is sweet people, life is sweet.

I heard about Splendora from...

When I was looking for a Brazilian bikini wax back in '00.

I'm Listening To

My Nano on shuffle mode on my new JBL Soundstage speakers.

I'm Watching

Dirty Sexy Money, The Hills, Tell Me You Love Me, Medical Incredible

I'm Reading

The Perfect Store

I'm Renting These DVDs

I still need to get a DVD player.

I Just Bought

A stupidly expensive cab ride across town.

I'm Currently Obsessing About

Eating a sandwich...this girl is hungry!

Style Icon(s)

Carolyn Bessette, Michelle Phillips in her Mamas & Papas days.

Celebrity Alter Ego(s)

People say I look like Uma Thurman or Meryl Streep when she was in Heartburn. Sometimes I get Barbara Streisand too.

What's in Your Handbag

Umbrella, hat, Blackberry, cell, lipgloss, reporter's notebook.

What's in Your Closet?

The cutest stepstool that says, "Have a Good Morning" that I got at the best restaurant supply store in SF, Kamei.

Favorite Cities

New York, Sevilla, Tel Aviv, Madison (holla back Badgers!)

First Concert

Debbie Gibson. I even wore the black hat.

Dream Threesome

A Ryan / Karen sandwich. Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.

English or Math

English

Flats or Heels

Flats

Jack or Jude

Jude Law

Deep Dish or Thin Crust

Thin Crust

Martha Stewart or Rachel Ray

Martha Stewart

Master or Servant

Master


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Feb. 29, 2008
11:13 AM

Yo!

Check out my diary. You'll laugh...promise!

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Dec. 03, 2007
09:52 AM

Happy Bday

I heart you.

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Oct. 12, 2007
10:42 AM

Farewell My Sweet EIC

Karen O Karen! We will never ever be able to replace your star quality and high kicks. You will always be Splendora's original gangsta. Like the first cast of Saturday Night Live, it won't be the same here without you but I think if you install a camera on your laptop and we install a camera here at HQ, we'll be able to pretend like we still work in the same office. It's impossible to thank you properly for your wit, words, soul, and friendship over the last 6-1/2 years. You will forever have a special place in my heart and on the Splendora wall of fame. We love you truly and we're looking forward to watching your star rise and for the world to learn the name Karen Bard, Pop Culture Expert.

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Oct. 11, 2007
01:58 PM

Awesome profile pic!

Karen! That profile pic is gnarly! It's totally rockin'!
XOXO Jane

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Oct. 09, 2007
01:32 PM

*lol* Please post the

*lol* Please post the Rainbow Brite outfit!!! (if you decide to wear it :))

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Sep. 20, 2007
10:07 PM

Great Seeing you today!

As I've already said you were just as warm and witty as you are everyday online. Thanks for stopping to chat.Evita ended up punking out and not getting anything but I know she can't stay away from $200 jeans for long, she'll be back by Saturday!Stay fabulous!

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Aug. 15, 2007
03:41 PM

Love the Changes to the site

Okay seriously when the site was down yesterday I was convulsing and breaking out into hives, my addiction has become extreme. I didn't think you could improve on perfection...but I was wrong I love EVERYTHING about the site. Good work!

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Jul. 31, 2007
02:34 PM

This new profile picture

Is my fav. It is real. LOVE IT! Maybe i secretly like it, because way to often I take pictures with stuff in my teeth, toilet paper on my shoes, or my skirt tucked into my underware. Oh well! Anyways, I finally got a new camera (last one was stolen in a robbery . ..oh i love baltimore)so get ready for some great photos!

xoxox
faithy

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Jul. 30, 2007
07:30 PM

New Picture

Limo Pic = awesome. I have fond memories of that night.

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Jun. 26, 2007
10:10 AM

Blonde Hair

Thanks for the encouragement! I went through with it! I did it over the course of 3 weeks and it actually went suprisingly well - I am going to change my profile pic today. ; )

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Jun. 18, 2007
07:11 AM

Hey Superstar

Are you still in the City? Lemme know about your shoot!

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Apr. 28, 2007
08:35 AM

Fantastic!

I had no idea there were more people like me out there.. though i wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy..

I remember seeing a girl i went to HS with had all these red patches on her body and thinking i'm sooo glad that isnt me... then a year later.. i got them.
It's a miserable disease.. and I've invested in so many tanning packages, acrylic nails and lotions over the years.. Thanks for the support! <3

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Apr. 27, 2007
08:37 AM

Love the new profile pic

You look soft and genuinely fabulous!

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Apr. 03, 2007
05:47 PM

hi!

hi karen...i always enjoy your posts, and particularly remember when you wrote about your hair extensions, because i went and had them put in shortly after reading about you. i think the extensions lasted 2 months - they hurt!!!
anyway, i think we may have met...i own Faire Frou Frou boutique in LA, and i could swear you came by with amy. maybe i'm completely wrong!!!
okay, just wanted to say a quick hi, and keep rockin' with the posts - you show a lot of personality in your writing.

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Mar. 28, 2007
01:03 PM

Re: Love the posts!

Thanks Karen! I can't wait!

I see one of your style icons is Carolyn Bessette. She was a classy lady and you've definitely got her look in that first photo of yours.

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Mar. 15, 2007
08:56 AM

Neighbor

Hey karen- long time!
guess what? I recently changed jobs (bye bye KFOG!) and now I am in your building- saw the splendora sign the other day! Up at PRN on the 4th floor. We'll have to do lunch soon.
Rachel Eaton

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