Updates...

I have returned home from the far East...coast that is. It is fabulous to be back in sunny SF or rather, SJ (that's San Jose for all of you South Bay hatas). While I love my NYC I must admit, New York duringt the holidays is hell on earth. It iscrowded with tourists and Rockettes and the weather is wet and raw. You get all bundled up in your cute clothes only to fight the throngs on the street and consequently sweat bullets once you head indoors. My new mantra is, "New York ruins my look." This sentiment is temporary but I must admit, the sweaty times were not pretty. While home and chatting with my sources I heard a juicy rumor. My source claims that Unfitney has been hanging out with a certain someone (not anyone famous, but someone with some serious dough) who is a huge fan of illegal substances. Not that this comes as a surprise, but the girls are holing up in Malibu mansions and Hollywood Hills homes for marathon binges. There was even a photo of Britney on the cover of a rag that showed her exiting the home of this "friend". That's even grosser than B's nappy extensions. I will keep you posted if anything else comes through the wire....