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10:43 PM
Beauty pageant indeed
Shannnon, I lust love your diary! Hillarious and true :) Cheers, Crisa
03:55 PM
Hey There!
Check out my diary. You'll laugh...promise!
03:11 PM
Miz Teen SC- Better than a Nascar pileup
My God, Kathy Griffin was right! (again) Kathy's wise words: "Everyone says they are doing it for the children. If you say it's for the children, it's all ok. So, I am now raising money for the children, whatever the f**k that means"!
Still don't believe Kath?Did you see the clip of Miz Teen SC? Listen to the last few babbling words that come out of her mouth: "...to help build our future for our children." Ahhhh!!!!
"...for our children" is replacing "Uhmm". Pretty soon if you sneeze you will hear "...for our children" instead of bless you. It's become a pause phrase or something said out of duress or confusion! (Did you notice her wide-eyed, deer-caught-in-a-headlight look? Definitely duress)
Also, according to Miz SC, we are now one and all "US Americans"!(huh?) Brilliant! So, we are no longer African Americans or Mexican Americans, or anything relating to our heritage. We are all bonded in solidarity as "US Americans"!! She is breaking down cultural barriers and bringing us closer to one another. I'm quivering with joy; tears are running down my face. I smell world peace around the corner.
Ah, the beauty of the beauty pageant. To save us all. But first and foremost, for our children....
03:09 PM
Miz Teen SC- Better than a Nascar pileup
My God, Kathy Griffin was right! (again) Kathy's wise words: "Everyone says they are doing it for the children. If you say it's for the children, it's all ok. So, I am now raising money for the children, whatever the f**k that means"!
Still don't believe Kath? Did you see the clip of Miz Teen SC? Listen to the last few babbling words that come out of her mouth: "...to help build our future for our children." Ahhhh!!!!
"...for our children" is replacing "Uhmm". Pretty soon if you sneeze you will hear "...for our children" instead of bless you. It's become a pause phrase or something said out of duress or confusion! (Did you notice her wide-eyed, deer-caught-in-a-headlight look? Definitely duress)
Also, according to Miz SC, we are now one and all "US Americans"!(huh?) Brilliant! So, we are no longer African Americans or Mexican Americans, or anything relating to our heritage. We are all bonded in solidarity as "US Americans"!! She is breaking down cultural barriers and bringing us closer to one another. I'm quivering with joy; tears are running down my face. I smell world peace around the corner.
Ah, the beauty of the beauty pageant. To save us all. But first and foremost, for our children....