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Name: Shannon B.
Age: 30s
Location: San Francisco
Main Gig: Connector-Lifestyle/Tech/Music
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It's All About Me

I heard about Splendora from...

Gina Pell and all the fab girls I know in SF, LA, and NYC!

I'm Listening To

Liz Phair, Nina Simone, Roxy Music, Supertramp, James Brown, Pink. Carl Orff

I'm Watching

Mad Men

I'm Renting These DVDs

The Women/ Auntie Mame/ The Last Seduction-Own them and watch them frequently.

I'm Reading

When God was a Woman by Merlin Stone

I'm Currently Obsessing About

Mandy Moore's Tour: Not what you would expect-VERY COOL!

Style Icon(s)

Carolyn Bessette Kennedy, Talitha Getty, Marella Agnelli, Kate Moss

Celebrity Alter Ego(s)

A cross between Kathy Griffin and Michael O'Donoghue

What's in Your Handbag

Two cell phones (w/two carriers!-Can someone perfect reception?!), Lipstick, Biz cards, Passport

What's in Your Closet?

Dressy: Valentino/Gucci/YSL
Casual: H&M/JCrew/Zara/ Jeans: Rock and Republic
Vintage: Azzedine Alaia, Herve Leger, Halston
Heels: Manolos/Choos/Louboutins Flats: Tory Burch and Gap slippers.

Favorite Cities

San Francisco, Rome, London, Paris, NYC, Venice, Brussels

First Concert

Duran Duran (mid 80's!)

Dream Threesome

Me, my cat Osiris and the remote control. Ahh, pure ecstacy.....

Flats or Heels

Heels


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Jun. 28, 2008
10:43 PM

Beauty pageant indeed

Shannnon, I lust love your diary! Hillarious and true :) Cheers, Crisa

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Feb. 23, 2008
03:55 PM

Hey There!

Check out my diary. You'll laugh...promise!

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Aug. 30, 2007
03:11 PM

Miz Teen SC- Better than a Nascar pileup

My God, Kathy Griffin was right! (again) Kathy's wise words: "Everyone says they are doing it for the children. If you say it's for the children, it's all ok. So, I am now raising money for the children, whatever the f**k that means"!

Still don't believe Kath?Did you see the clip of Miz Teen SC? Listen to the last few babbling words that come out of her mouth: "...to help build our future for our children." Ahhhh!!!!
"...for our children" is replacing "Uhmm". Pretty soon if you sneeze you will hear "...for our children" instead of bless you. It's become a pause phrase or something said out of duress or confusion! (Did you notice her wide-eyed, deer-caught-in-a-headlight look? Definitely duress)

Also, according to Miz SC, we are now one and all "US Americans"!(huh?) Brilliant! So, we are no longer African Americans or Mexican Americans, or anything relating to our heritage. We are all bonded in solidarity as "US Americans"!! She is breaking down cultural barriers and bringing us closer to one another. I'm quivering with joy; tears are running down my face. I smell world peace around the corner.

Ah, the beauty of the beauty pageant. To save us all. But first and foremost, for our children....

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Aug. 30, 2007
03:09 PM

Miz Teen SC- Better than a Nascar pileup

 

My God, Kathy Griffin was right! (again) Kathy's wise words: "Everyone says they are doing it for the children. If you say it's for the children, it's all ok. So, I am now raising money for the children, whatever the f**k that means"!
Still don't believe Kath? Did you see the clip of Miz Teen SC? Listen to the last few babbling words that come out of her mouth: "...to help build our future for our children." Ahhhh!!!!
"...for our children" is replacing "Uhmm". Pretty soon if you sneeze you will hear "...for our children" instead of bless you. It's become a pause phrase or something said out of duress or confusion! (Did you notice her wide-eyed, deer-caught-in-a-headlight look? Definitely duress)
Also, according to Miz SC, we are now one and all "US Americans"!(huh?) Brilliant! So, we are no longer African Americans or Mexican Americans, or anything relating to our heritage. We are all bonded in solidarity as "US Americans"!! She is breaking down cultural barriers and bringing us closer to one another. I'm quivering with joy; tears are running down my face. I smell world peace around the corner.
Ah, the beauty of the beauty pageant. To save us all. But first and foremost, for our children....

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