You know it is really difficult to be in a computer class and NOT come play on Splendora... I really should be paying attention but I am not.  One can only take so much photoshop instruction before the desire to roam to different topics comes up.

How I love the great outdoors and there is nothing like a 7 mile hike to the top of Nevada falls in Yosimite to remind me of this. Last weekend was a beautiful weekend for Yosimite, the sun was shining and the toursits were out in DROVES!!! I have never in my life heared so many different languages being spoken in one place. While I was enjoying the beauty that nature holds I couldn't help but notice the beauty of another sort... When it is hot on the trail the hotties are on full parade! OMG I couldn't believe the eye candy marching up those mountains only to find that at the top was a beautiful pool of crystal clear mountain water and a bucketload of shirtless men. Too bad I was panting and sweaty and looking all sorts of NOT CUTE! Oh well, over all it was a great weekend and really worth all that it took to get there.

Oh and parents... kids don't LIKE 7 mile hikes.

On a side note, if planning a trip to Yosimite and looking for a place to stay I highly reccomend the Yosimite Bug. It is a charming litlle place situated just outside the park near the north gate. It is the vision and brainchild of a charming man by the name of Douglass and you can tell that he has sunk his heart and soul into the place. There are all sorts of accomidations to choose from and the staff is just the nicest bunch of people. I was treated to a tour of the new spa facility that is undergoing construction and I gotta say as soon as that little gem opens up I am gonna be spending many more weekends up there.

While I think we all can agree that the 80's were oh so much fun what is even more fun is the current obsession with bringing them back. Lets take for example the fab little establishment on Castro street know simply as The Bar. I was unaware that Monday nights were 80's night there but what I was equally unaware of and thrilled to find out about is the fact that during said 80's night all single liquor well drinks are 80 CENTS! YOU READ RIGHT 80 FLIPPEN CENTS. Now don't get too excited however because I got a little overzealous with this amazing 80CENT vodka cranberry loveliness and took advantage of the situation only to discover that the next morning all those lovely little cocktails had taken advantage of me... The little devils.

Oh and by the way if you want a little 80's flashback fun check out www.only80s.com

Why is it that you get sick at the MOST inconvenient time? My Momma always said accidents don't make appointments but why can't illnesses?

  So I have to have 11 costumes sewn and ready to be fit by this coming Saturday. Seriously enough already, between the 25 pieces that I have to finish for work plus the 3 that I have to make for school, the collection I have to design, the paper for art history and the  the business plan, I will be getting no sleep for the next few days all I can say is yay Redbull. Anybody know how to sew?????

I have always enjoyed living alone... but I am thinking about getting a dog or something cause some one keeps breaking into my apartment, cooking in my kitchen, styling themselves in my bathroom and trying on all my clothes and then leaving the mess for me to clean up. When I find this guy I am so gonna have a strong word with him.

I feel so bad for dillusional girls.  

   So I have been seeing this guy for a little while now and things have been moving along really well. While neither of us are particularly obvious in our sexual preferance and our living situations causes us to have to keep things on the down low, I was suprised to see him last night with this girl being ALL up in his business. Resting her head on his shoulder attempting to play footsie and being all sorts of giggle giggle with everything he said. My first instinct was to get all ghetto and snatch the bitch back by her hair and tell her to back off. The professional in me kicked in and after a few more minutes of watching this crazy girl working every trick she had on my boy I decided to leave her to her sad sad fate. As I was leaving my boy shouted out with a little panic in his voice "Where are you going? Will you go with me to Wallgreens?" I shouted over my shoulder as I left "Sure I will be in my room, you know where to find me".

       A little while longer he was indeed at my room with the I feel so molested, please help me look on his face. He proceded to plead with me to go with him stating that she was rubbing up on him and was now waiting down in the lobby for him to go to Wallgreens. Once we arrived at the store I made sure to pull her aside and ask her what was going on between the two of them. She turned all red and told me that she really liked him and was hoping to see where it could go. I then had to inform the poor girl that her new lust object is indeed gay.

I would like to say that I got no pleasure in doing this and had he not been a boy that I was currently seeing I wouldn't have. But I got this wonderful vindictive rush and sense of self gratification in doing so.

Am I going to hell for this? LMAO.

I think it is a conspiracy put on by both the Easter Bunny and the president of my school that arranges for finals to start at the same time easter candy goes on sale. I mean seriously it is bad enough that I go to dinner and end up scarfing down a huge plate of BBQ ribs a enough cheese burgers to feed a small country but do I also need to wash it down with a jelly bean chaser? Seriously I need to get some self controll.