Project Runway Week 2: The Cocktail Catastrophe

I am very disappointed with Project Runway so far this season. I usually love the cocktail dress challenges, because who doesn't like a pretty party dress, but there was only one or two out of all the designs that I even would deign to consider OK. They all tanked it this challenge, if you ask me. I know, I know. They didn't get to choose the fabric (I feel especially sorry for team Ugly Brown Fabric) but they still could have done a lot better I thought. First off, the only ones I liked were the oompa-loompa's (oh, sorry, I mean Blayne's), and Terri's. And neither of them were in the top three. As for the top and bottom three, Kenley's was the one I liked the best out of the top, Suede's was OK I guess but didn't deserve to win. Maybe if the top of the dress fit better, and I did like what he did with all the bias strips. But I never really like a tutu on a dress. And Stella's? As much as I love a rock-and-roll dress, I thought hers just looked simple and tacky. The bottom three were all awful, partially because of the Ugly Brown Fabric (two out of the three both had the UBF). Korto's fin dress was a little over the top, but not half as bad as some of the others. If the fins had been trimmed down a little I think it would have probably been in the top. I thought that Emily's (Hello!!!! Short!!!!! How could Nina have not said something about that?) and Joe's (boring boring boring) should have been down in the bottom before Korto's was. At least she showed a little imagination. Wesley's was bad and fit horribly, but I really wish he could have stayed. His ideas and designs were good you could tell, I think he could have done a lot better with different materials. I think I would have kicked Leanne off before him. Oh well, c'est la vie. I really hope that the next challenge wins me over. Don't get me wrong, I'll still watch it even if the judges and designers continue to piss me off, but I won't enjoy it. You hear me, Heidi? Hopefully next challenge Tim will say "Holla at your boy" and there won't be any UBF.