What to Wear: Tuxedo shirt
What NOT to Wear: Re-launched Camp Bev. Hills
What to Handbag: Mulberry's large tote
What to Foot: Fishnet thigh-highs under boots
What to Makeup: Cake eyeliner in navy
What to Read: Letters from a Nut, Ted L. Nancy
What to See: Dogville
What to DVD: Dirty Pretty Things
What to TiVo: Parking Lot on Trio
What to Listen To: Splendora BFF mix
What to Website: Ten Years of My Life
Fashion-Forward Video: Outkast's, "Roses"
Best Purchase: Joy & Jake Luggage
What to Drink: Water in between each cocktail
What to Make: Ribs & mashed potatoes
Secret Weapon: Pureology's protein spray
Surprisingly Funny: The Trumpster on SNL
Looking Extra foxy: O.C. creator Josh Schwartz
Makeover Regression: Lil' Kim, careening towards MJ territory
Way Too PR Hungry: Lindsay Lohan
Totally Off His Rocker: Ryan Seacrest
Best Impending Breakup: Posh & Becks
Color combo of the moment: Rainbow

We sported this season's newest Nike gear Minnie Pearl style with the price tags hanging out so partygoers could see how chic and affordable Nike's new Spring line is (as opposed to the price of last season's Louboutins that Gina brought back from Paris.)

Thanks to all you sporty shoppers who turned out last night for a night of shopping, and thumpin' tunes (that DJ was off the hook), and Splendora Sangria. Admiteddly, it tasted more like wine coolers but it was good right? Special thanks to Heather and Jen (with Gina top left) who have been coming to Splendora events since 1999!

See the photos from the party

The well heeled Olsen twinkies arrived looking casually chic and tousled at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards but later had their Chloe and Missoni "slimed" during their presentation at the show, it was a very Carrie-esque moment indeed (except that they are mad popular and can afford dry cleaning). And some more goopy scoop, allegedly J.Lo was going to make her first foray to support her new and cleverly constructed cuddly, down to earth image by being a slimee. At the last minute Jenny from the fancy Fisher Island pulled the plug, citing "cold feet." Although incessant laughter may have ensued and her sheer shirt would have turned the show into a Superbowl Halftime re-deux, it would have been minor compared to eek worthy "Dear Ben" lyrics that will unfortunately last a lifetime.

Not a team player

Mike, Mike he's our overpaid one-joke man, if he can't do it....jacked up Cameron Can! Cameron, Cameron she's our gal, Sofia Coppola makes fun of her and they're so not pals! They're down to earth, They're super sweet, no one can believe that Cam-dog really eats! Shrek will line their pockets with dough, just send it to their trailer wrapped up in a bow...(just make sure it's an organic, recycled fabric bow and that the assistant delivering it does not look Mike directly in the eye.)

A.W.E.S.O.M.E.....we're AWESOME, we're AWESOME...to-ta-lly!

SAN FRANCISCO
Planet LuLu
LuLu is the monthly sample sale company based in LA that sells their chic stock in private venues as well as online. Their wares are comprised of LA & NY's top lines' over-runs, last season's excess goods, department store & boutique over-buys, and items so, so, slightly distressed you'd be hard pressed to find the flaws. You'll find fab stuff like handbags, clothing & more at like, 50-90% below retail. Got to www.planetlulu.com to subscribe and shop!

Rx Designs Trunk Show at Faith
This little store on the cusp of the Haight will be showcasing Riquelle Small's superbly designed, Reiki-charged, chakra balancing gemstone jewelry. From 1-4 on Sat., stop by to meet the artist, learn about Reiki and receive a free 1/2 Reiki treatment! (first come, first serve). Faith is located at: 1925 Hayes St. (bet. Clayton & Ashbury), www.shopfaith.com

NEW YORK
Dwell Sample Sale
This ultra mod home line is having a rare sample sale featuring their amazing sheet sets, pillows, and haute bedding accessories all reduced to 50-60% off of retail. The Dwell sample sale is at: 399 W. Broadway, 212.219.9343

LOS ANGELES
Sale Ann Taylor Loft
Ann Taylor Loft is so not your Mom's store anymore. They carry bright knits, sweet sundresses, and easy office pieces, all at prices that will not break your piggy bank. The well made and well tailored Spring styles (we love the fitted turquoise cardigan) will be discounted 30-50% through the end of the month. Ann Taylor Loft is located at: 1038 Westwood Blvd., 310.443.1989

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