What to wear: A DVF....vintage or not
What NOT to wear: A dress that feels wrong
What to shoe: Christian Louboutin n'importe quoi
What to handbag: A Trash Christian Louboutin
What to hair: Bumble and Bumble
What to makeup: DVF glamour compact...red, pink, orange or neutral
What to read: The Biography of Alexandre the Great in 3 volumes
What to see: Clockwork Orange or any Kubrick
What to listen to: Blues
What to eat: Green vegetables
Where to eat it: In front of the refrigerator
What to drink: Water or exquisite red wine
Where to drink it: A fine goblet glass
Secret Weapon: Compassion
Where to travel: Anywhere with curiosity and a camera
Color of the Moment: Every color
Favorite City: The city I am in when I am in it
Favorite Designer(s): Alexandre MacQueen/John Galliano
Admirable Women: My mother....
Can't Live Without: Can't live without loving life

Now that the month-long bender otherwise known as the Simple Life just wrapped their 2nd season, the girls are back in LA formally subjecting the public to look at Nick Carter and seriously bad hair extensions. Here we see the girls with a pink blanketed cow in tow at their wrap party...it's so totally bizarre that there is no funny zinger that can compete with the real image that is right here before your eyes. And in other pink related news, it's been alleged that David Beckham bought La Lopez wannabe sticky Vicky a million dollar pink diamond honker for her b-day. This whopper of a ring may be looked at as some kind of sly apology for all of those nasty rumors circulating that Becks boffed his former personal assistant- we bet that she was employee of the month.

Rock It

In recent years the ditzy beauty queen stereotype has been bucked by sleeker pageant babes who have something halfway intelligent to say (we actually recall a contestant's remarkably ponderous answer to a pat question, which eluded to her chagrin for American foreign policy). During last Sunday's Miss USA pageant, however, Miss Oklahoma's Lindsay Hill succeeded in setting the pageant discourse back about 50 years. Her most scintillating answer to one of the questions was "I don't know, that's hard! (smile, sigh)." When asked which living person she would most like to have a dinner date with her reply was "(giggle), ummm...Justin Timberlake, I think that he could show me a few dance moves." And when the hard hitting questions came her way regarding what type of career she sees herself pursuing she answered, "To work as a V.J. on MTV." The sad thing is, she'd not only be perfect for the job, she'd probably also get her own TV show, record contract, and guest appearance on "The Apprentice."

SAN FRANCISCO
Blowout Sale at Maternity at Annies
For the next 2 weeks, Maternity at Annies is having a blowout fall/winter sale. Print out this newsletter or mention Friday ForPlay because lucky Splendora gals receive an extra 15% off both sale and non-sale items! Save big on cute jeans from Humanity, wraps from Cadeau, and duds from NOM and Liz Lange...it's certainly the chicest place for yummy SF mommies-to-be. Sale ends Monday 4/26.Annies is located at: 2512 Sacramento Street, 415.292.7164

Martin Richards Spring Sale
From April 13-25, our pals at MR are offering and amazing 25% off all La Signoria Bedding and Coordinating Pillows, award winning Abyss bath towels and robes, Egyptian cotton bath rugs by Habidecor, and everything else to make your bed and bath luxurious. (Discount applies to on hand stock AND special orders) Martin Richards is located at: 1200 Union Street, 415.885.5922

NEW YORK
Creed Liquidation Sale at Bond No. 9
Because this store is discontinuing the Creed line that means you can smell Spring fresh and save! Our favorite, Spring Flower (the most heavenly scent and the prettiest magenta bottle) will be on sale for $75. There will be plenty of other pickin's too! Bond No. 9 is located at: 680 Madison Ave. (61st St.)

LOS ANGELES
Sale at Pickett Fences
The best store for sporty basics like Juicy, Paper Denim, and DVF is having a huge sale. Stock up sisters! Pickett Fences is located at: 214 N. Larchmont Blvd., 323.467.2140

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