What to Wear: Triple strand of pearls
What NOT to Wear:Cocktail dress and boots
What to Handbag: Oversize wallet from Tusk
Chicest Workout Accessory: Timbuk2 yoga bag
What to Foot: Docksiders
What to Makeup: Tarte Cheek Flush
What to Read: An Italian Affair, Laura Fraser
What to See: Spring, Summer, Fall,
Winter and...Spring
What to DVD: Big Fish
What to TiVo: Best Week Ever on VH1
Fashion-Forward Video: "Ch-Check It Out", Beastie Boys
What to Listen To: New Loretta Lynn
What to Drink: Wine spritzer in a plastic Solo Cup
What to Make: Empanadas
Secret Weapon: Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion w/SPF 5
Looking Extra foxy: Will Janowitz (Finn on Sopranos)
Makeover Regression: Kate Beckinsale
Goes to the Opening of an Envelope: Kelly Ripa
Totally Off Her Rocker: Retraction: Amy from the Apprentice (we didn't mean it)
Hot Couple: Spike Jonze & Karen O.
Are They Married?: Demi + Ashton & Beyonce + Jay-Z
Color combo of the moment: Grey and Pink

We've heard about it for years now. The $5 Mil for the Centre. The hip converts like Demi Moore, Britney Spears, and even Mick Jagger but is all the hulabaloo about recent Kabbalah worship just another version of Scientology? The New Republic certainly doesn't look favorably on Madonna's latest obsession. As a member of the tribe, nobody ever told me that being a part of Team Talmud was part of a trend. If so, I'm an early adopter.

Inside the Kabbalah Center

If you've been keeping up with the train wreck that is otherwise known as Ben Affleck you may be aware that when his movies tank he begins to repackage himself as both a politico and a sports talking head providing scintillating Red Sox commentary. Desperate to rid himself of his gravy-training image (i.e. hanging onto Damon and Lopez for cred) he has been running all over New England campaigning for Kerry. But, it's not easy to shake one's unctuous ways as this pic shows Ben getting an eyeful of SF's Kimberly Guilfoyle-Newsom at a recent fundraiser.

For the month of May, Splendora sweeties can take advantage fab offers at BellaPelle. Score 40% off of BP's special Jumpstart Peel which refreshes and refines the skin, the perfect pre-photo fix before you jet to all of those Summer weddings. And for all of you bikini bodacious babes, when you get an Itsty Bitsy Brazilian Bikini Wax with Glamour Puss detail take home a gratis pair of Luv Handles Swarovski jeweled thongs...perfect for a peek-a-boo surprise. Call 415.362.6384 to make your appointment.

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LOS ANGELES
Sample Sale for Stylish LA Girls
Check out the hottest styles from 18 of LA's hottest designers including: Oliver Peoples and Paul Smith Eyeware, 2 Love, Alana May, Fig, Grass, BedHead, Liliane Lang, Stacie Bass and many more at 30-60% off retail! (all lines are sold @ Fred Segal, Barney's & Neiman's!!) Stock up on jeans, tee's, eyewear, cashmere, hand-knit ponchos, handbags, jewelry, PJ's and great gifts for mom. $5 at the door & Visa MC accepted, RSVP at info@shopstylishgirl.com & enter a drawing to win a $500 shopping spree Sample Sale is: Friday, 5/7 from 4p - 9pm & Saturday, 5/8 from 10a -9p @ W Hotel Westwood, 930 Hilgard Ave, Suite 707, Westwood (Los Angeles)

SAN FRANCISCO
Marilyn Jaeger & Melanoma Awareness
On Thursday May 13th join Marilyn in welcoming Dr. Corey Maas, Dr. Helen Manber, and Colorescience Cosmetics for a Spring skin therapy soiree. Find your way to healthier, younger-looking and feeling skin, with preventative, corrective and basic maintenance products and services (you'll never get all of these stars in the same space so take advantage!) The experts will find the right prescription for you while you shmooze, massage, drink, and snack your way to stellar looking skin. Marilyn Jaeger is located at: 415 Spruce St., 415.751.0647


NEW YORK
Big Fancy Sale for the Park Ave. Princess'
This showroom on Madison Ave. has a stash of new and barely worn pieces from the recent collections. The celebs and social butterflies that once donned these Chloe dresses, Chanel suits, Luca-Luca tops, and Alberta Ferretti pants have surrendered their wares so that the bargain hunting fashionista can score up to 70 to 90% off the original prices. Other noteworthy items include babooshka ready Hermes scarves from $50-165!! The sale is by appointment only and bring your cash, no CC's or checks accepted. Sale is this weekend only, call 212.427.1835 for the logistical info.

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