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| If you owned any and if you gave two hoots about fashion regs, it's finally legal to wear those white shoes. Have a fabulous three day weekend and step away from seconds on the BBQd hot dogs. |
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WEEKEND FORECAST
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What to Wear: Saddelite Jeans
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BILLION DOLLAR BABES SAVE THE DATE
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THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH
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First of all, we pray that vertical stripes are not in vogue. Secondly, we need to profess our undying devotion to Ellen DeGeneres. Her lovable self-deprecating humor and stunning dance routines are the highlights of our hooky-playing afternoons. Ellen genuinely loves her guests so much that she created an "Oh, Yes You Can" segment which lets stars fulfill a fantasy. Cameron Diaz's very cute cotton candy dream was realized when she spun and ate the sugary confection on Ellen's stage. But whoa, a totally amped up and sugar-shocked Cameron Diaz makes her a little circus freaky. And although Madonna looks like she could fit right in in her Reinvention Tour costume, Macrobiotics and the Kabbalah prohibit her from eating refined sugar and having any non-narcissistic moments.
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WAXING BEYONCE
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Bette Midler's paraffin doppelganger is sculpted perfection of the Divine Miss M, immortalizing her at the height of her stardom and at the weight of her salad days. Stand anybody next to their waxscimile and I doubt the original will look as good as the copy. This latest addition to Madame Tussaud's wax museum in London is a flameless candle next to blazin' superfox Beyonce Knowles. Looks like the sculptors mistakenly used Vanessa Williams (on a pale day) as the model. They also forgot to include the hair blowing fan that Beyonce always travels with.
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ABRACADABRA, I WANNA REACH OUT & GRAB YA!
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Look here, the once bookish and precocious Harry Potter cast has suddenly grown into pubescent tweens complete with indie-rock hairdo's and groovy threads. Harry looks like a mini-Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street, Ron Weasel looks like a rejected member of Black Sabbath and check out Hermione! Forget Lindsay Lohan. Looks like one of the two Gryffindors put a magic spell on Hermione's strapless dress.
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SALES AND SAUCY HAPPENINGS
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Love,
Splendora
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