What to Wear: Tuleh's "We is Family" tank
What NOT to Wear: Ponchos
What to Shoe: Moon Boots
What to Handbag: Mexican hand-tooled saddle bag
What to Accessory: Silver mesh scarf
What to Hair: Mark's Wonderfleur hair & body mist
What to Makeup: Chanel sparkling eyeshadow
What to Fragrance: Fracas by Robert Piquet
What to Gift: Jeweled shoe clips
What to Read: Tara Bray Smith's, "West of Then"
What to See: The Motorcycle Diaries
What to TV: The Office Special
What to Rerun: Peggy Sue Got Married
What to TiVo: Dog the Bounty Hunter
What to Listen To: Elliott Smith's posthumous release
What to Download: "Lose My Breath," Destiny's Child
Fashion-Forward Video: Nelly & Christina's "Tilt Ya Head Back"
What to Drink: Gin & juice
What to Make: Cuban style corn on the cob
Secret Weapon: 1 tsp. baking soda + shampoo= shine
What to Buy at the Bodega: Baked Cool Ranch Doritos
Looking Busted: Nicolette Sheridan, too tight faced
Looking Extra Foxy: Anne Hathaway
Hot Couple: Nicole Kidman and Kiwi Magnate Eric Watson
Bizarre But Brilliant: Celine's collabo with freaky Anne Geddes

Melissa Rivers looks more like a groupie that got sucker-punched while trying to sneak backstage at the Poison reunion tour rather than someone who has been certified to judge celeb fashion dos and don'ts. Aside from the fact that her collagen may start trickling out if she cracks a smile, her frighteningly honest "Totalposer" tee says it all.

What do Britney Spears, Julia Roberts, and Elizabeth Hurley have in common? They all found soul mates by way of OPH, Other People's Husbands. Now Liz will follow the heartwarming tradition of tying the knot before the ink dries on the divorce papers of her fiance Arun Nayar and his current wife, Italian model Valentina Pedroni. What's more, Hugh Grant is set to walk her down the aisle, which is fitting as Hugh is no stranger to picking up where someone left off. HG is currently jet-setting around with the freshly separated heiress Jemima Khan, the former wife of a national cricket hero/Pakistani politician. It's hard to keep track of all of this swapping, we wish there was a new column in the tabs entitled "Celebrity Homewrecker."

SAN FRANCISCO
Sarge's First Fitness Video
You all remember our buddy The Sarge, right? Well, he's back from his tour of duty and is ready to get you in prime form. His new bootcamp DVD will have you yelling at your flat screen for mercy. Find out more about the DVD here.

LOS ANGELES
Sale at Boulmiche
Love the labels at this 90210 mainstay. Shop for Hollywould, Anna Sui, and other on the cusp stock for up to 80% off. Boulmiche is located at:11677 San Vicente Blvd., 310.207.6683.

NEW YORK
Yellow Door Opens
This Brooklyn original has just opened it's doors in downtown Manhattan. Known for their luxe giftware and groovy jewelry, the new Nolita outpost will feature great gifts as well as amazingly affordable gems from Ben Amun and Lee Angel. And for those in need of wedding gifts you can find plenty of chic styles from the Tara Subkoff helmed Lalique, to classic Baccarat crystal. The Yellow Door is located at: 4 Prince Street, 212.274.0020.

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