Jessica Simpson dressed up as a drag queen Janet Jackson impersonator for the 2nd Anniversary of the Pussycat Doll Lounge in Vegas this past weekend. You’ll notice that her skin and hair and lips are all variations on the colors “burnt sienna” and “tangerine dream.” Eat your heart out, Crayola! Anyway, I showed this picture of Jess to a tribe living in Papa New Guinea, and they accused me of “bringing the devil into their presence” and then branded my eyes with fire rocks to “rid me of the spirit of the witch woman.” What was I doing in Papua New Guinea to begin with, you ask? Umm… research. Lots of research. And the occasional mail order bride paperwork.
More of “overripe apricot” after the jump
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